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Re: General Apologies

Postby AndyDufresne on Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:11 am

Joodoo wrote:I'm sorry that I won't bother to change my avatar in the near future.


It's okay, it's kind of like you are a rogue virus from an old epidemic.

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Apologies to my stalemate game...maybe it'll be broken open soon?


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Re: General Apologies

Postby Iron Butterfly on Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:15 am

squishyg wrote:Dearest owen,

A thousand apologies sir. What a knave I have been. Truly thou art the most generous of souls, the most accommodating of spirits, and the tenderest of buttocks. If I could bring down the heavens to lay at your feet, I would surely do so, although it would be an insult to the light within your heart.

Can one truly express with mere mortal words what you have done for me, nay, for us; for mankind? Thank thee, and may you live a hundred more years.

Your servant sir.

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Re: General Apologies

Postby clapper011 on Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:32 am

my apologies to all those who will be losing points once I finally win this game:
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=1000001 :mrgreen:
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:36 am

I apologise to clapper for last night... ;) I don't usually use the back door... :D
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Re: General Apologies

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:01 am

JoshyBoy wrote:I apologise to clapper for last night... ;) I don't usually use the back door... :D

i apologize for joshy trolling the GD last night and leaving all of us with really unfunny jokes to go along with our coffee in all the threads he posted in... at least i don't need that extra fibre this morning...-the black jesus
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Re: General Apologies

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:17 am

I apologize to any men whose wife is going to be pregnant, pregnant, or was pregnant. It's really unfair to put up with that crap for 9 months.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:19 am

I apologise to any women who get pregnant and have to deal with a jerkoff husband/partner/sperm donor for the 9 months of their pregnancy.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:20 am

jakewilliams wrote:I apologize to any men whose wife is going to be pregnant, pregnant, or was pregnant. It's really unfair to put up with that crap for 9 months.

I would go further and apologize to anyone who has to deal with the hormonal effects of pregnant women.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby SirSebstar on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:31 am

why not the hormonal effects of woman. period..?

Also I wish to appologize to all woman for the way dutch man treat woman in general.http://httpwww.whale.to/c/have_dutch_women.html
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:32 am

owenshooter wrote:
JoshyBoy wrote:I apologise to clapper for last night... ;) I don't usually use the back door... :D

i apologize for joshy trolling the GD last night and leaving all of us with really unfunny jokes to go along with our coffee in all the threads he posted in... at least i don't need that extra fibre this morning...-the black jesus


I apologise to owen for making his mum scream last night.

*edit*Oh yeah, "your mum" jokes. Stop flaming etc.*edit*
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Re: General Apologies

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:39 am

SirSebstar wrote:why not the hormonal effects of woman. period..?

Ah! Yes this is much better. I apologize personally for this one.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:48 am

I apologise for being a douche.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby tdans on Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:00 pm

I apologize for sending random pictures to people... my phone went weird and sent a picture of me to 6 people it wasn't supposed to.. 8-[
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:05 pm

tdans wrote:I apologize for sending random pictures to people... my phone went weird and sent a picture of me to 6 people it wasn't supposed to.. 8-[


I apologise on behalf of tdans for his lame excuse. ;)
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Re: General Apologies

Postby InsomniaRed on Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:11 pm

tdans wrote:I apologize for sending random pictures to people... my phone went weird and sent a picture of me to 6 people it wasn't supposed to.. 8-[

I'm sorry you somehow guessed my phone number :lol:
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Re: General Apologies

Postby Johnny Rockets on Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:20 pm

tdans wrote:I apologize for sending random pictures to people... my phone went weird and sent a picture of me to 6 people it wasn't supposed to.. 8-[


Let me guess....you were topless?


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Re: General Apologies

Postby tdans on Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:59 pm

InsomniaRed wrote:
tdans wrote:I apologize for sending random pictures to people... my phone went weird and sent a picture of me to 6 people it wasn't supposed to.. 8-[

I'm sorry you somehow guessed my phone number :lol:

I am sorry I saved your phone number (not really) 8-)
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Re: General Apologies

Postby owenshooter on Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:19 pm

i'm sorry i couldn't go to the grand opening of Fat Ho Burgers up in Tdans land, with my texas buddy, Tdans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpx5R6kBO0

Baby T, next time on my way to dallas, we are hitting the Fat Ho!!!-the black jesus
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Re: General Apologies

Postby tdans on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:04 pm

owenshooter wrote:i'm sorry i couldn't go to the grand opening of Fat Ho Burgers up in Tdans land, with my texas buddy, Tdans...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irpx5R6kBO0

Baby T, next time on my way to dallas, we are hitting the Fat Ho!!!-the black jesus

I apologize for living a hour away from this and I am sorry Owen lives around 2 hours away from it..
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:18 pm

I am sorry I do not live near that burger joint. Me, I usually can't get 'em cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. Mmmm, I do like the taste of a good burger!

I also apologise for quoting one of the coolest actors from one of the coolest films of all time.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:03 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:I am sorry I do not live near that burger joint. Me, I usually can't get 'em cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. Mmmm, I do like the taste of a good burger!

I also apologise for quoting one of the coolest actors from one of the coolest films of all time.

Well, if you're referring to the Shawshank Redemption character, "Andy Dufesne", then you would be quoting an account made in honor of Andy Dufresne, the character from the book/movie by Stephen King. I apologize if I'm totally misinterpreting what you said.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby JoshyBoy on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:30 pm

I apologise for the obvious confusion of Victor Sullivan.
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Re: General Apologies

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:34 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:I apologise for the obvious confusion of Victor Sullivan.

I apologize for my apparent lack of understanding :(
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Re: General Apologies

Postby natty dread on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:29 pm

I apologize for being a condescending elitist and hurting everyone's feelings. Truly, I've lost a fortnight of sleep because the voices of the victims of my snarky words haunt my nights. I can never even begin to redeem my actions, I can only offer my most sincere apologies to everyone whose life was completely shattered because a guy on the internet expressed disagreement with their opinions. I can only try ever so hard to consider your feelings in the future more carefully.


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Re: General Apologies

Postby nagerous on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:04 pm

JoshyBoy wrote:I am sorry I do not live near that burger joint. Me, I usually can't get 'em cause my girlfriend's a vegetarian which, pretty much makes me a vegetarian. Mmmm, I do like the taste of a good burger!

I also apologise for quoting one of the coolest actors from one of the coolest films of all time.


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