Most Retarded Feedback Ever?

[Cronus]

This person has a negative feedback, who is in one of my games and the first negative I saw was this one and thought it was quite hilarious.

http://www.conquerclub.com/player.php?p ... Thaisleeze

Negative: This guy is a completely classless waste of air. I had the game in hand on a domino escalating turn (knockout - turnin, repeat). After I attacked Greenland from Iceland, the site jumped past the "advance armies" stage and automatically placed all of my armies in Greenland. Red had 3 armies left in the other direction (plus 3 cards) that my 18 unit army would easily have taken. I immediately explained what had happended in the chat box (it was obvious that the game was over) and asked the remaining two players to skip their turns to be fair. Thaisleeze didn't respond, took red's cards and continued to attack. Throughout the rest of the turns I continually asked him to have some respect and class and surrender since the game would have been clearly over had the site not glitched. He never responsded and due to two ridiculously bad rolls by me (45+ armies lost to kill around 20 two separate times) he ended up fluking out the win. Have some respect for your opponents!!

In other words, the win was not legitimate becuse he got unluckly is what he is saying. So everytime I get bad rolls, maybe I should leave the winner negative feedback.

The game chat is also hilarious: http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=658743

2007-07-20 11:31:59 - blackflaps: geesh blue nice start..
2007-07-25 10:15:09 - Thaisleeze: gg blue
2007-07-25 10:36:42 - ozzycat56: oh what the hell????
2007-07-25 10:37:18 - ozzycat56: it automatically moved from iceland to greenland on me......got my army trapped......what the hell is that???
2007-07-25 10:40:51 - ozzycat56: what a screwjob.....please miss your turns guys.....i had red taken out easily (18 against 2 or 3), if the site hadn't skipped the "move army" page on me.
2007-07-25 10:41:43 - ozzycat56: i guess it's up to you green.....you can see from the order that I had it set up perfectly.
2007-07-25 14:00:29 - ozzycat56: just drop and end your turn please.....do the honorable thing.
2007-07-26 11:00:54 - ozzycat56: Classy play.......I'll remember that.
2007-07-26 11:33:47 - ozzycat56: god...that cost me 42 to kill 20.....just drop and end please.....don't you dare turn-in....if you have any class at all you know that the game screwed me over, it was already won four turns ago.
2007-07-26 11:37:53 - ozzycat56: WHAT THE HELL MAN???? SERIOUS FEEDBACK COMING NOW!!!
2007-07-26 11:38:22 - ozzycat56: TALK ABOUT NO FUCKING CLASS WHATSOEVER!!!
2007-07-26 11:43:56 - ozzycat56: LET ME REPEAT MYSELF - THE SITE SKIPPED THE GAME AHEAD ON ME TRAPPING MY ARMY WHEN I HAD THE GAME IN HAND - ANY QUALITY PLAYER WOULD RECOGNIZE THIS AND SURRENDER THE GAME - FOR SOME REASON YOU CONTINUE TO PLAY -WHY???
2007-07-26 12:06:45 - ozzycat56: 48 to kill 27....not only are you a classless piece of shit, but you've got a horseshoe miles up your ass too!!
2007-07-26 13:58:37 - ozzycat56: f*ck you asshole!

[AK_iceman]

I've seen worse.

[Jeffreyrothman]

Hillarious

[Cronus]

the game chat is just as funny
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=658743

[Night Strike]

I don't blame green. I love to jump on other people's mistakes (whether it's their fault or the "site's" fault)

As long as I don't do something stupid.

[misterman10]

Thanks for the link, I just added 3 more people to my 10 page ignore list!

[Night Strike]

Why do you have such a long ignore list???

[misterman10]

Why do you have such a long ignore list???

Ok, I lied, its only 3 pages

[Tashunca-uitco]

Well, it could have worked. I may try this approach as a tactic.

'Hey, I just conquered the whole of Asia, Africa, Akron (Ohio), Intercourse (Pennsylvania) and Big Log (Arkansas) but the site gliched and transferred all my armies to another game - placing them on Vita-Louise in a 'Harvey-World' scenario.

Now, you all being professional players will, of course, all miss your turns and let me win - because I say so and if you don't I will post some serious negative feedback you f*****g a*****e m*****-******s.

You wanna wake up next to a horse's head? No thought not'.

What do you think? Works for me - and I could get on that 3 page ignore list.

What a w****r. It's only a game. Try women - they are far less predictable, a lot less fair but much more fun!

[eyeofdeath]

Why do you have such a long ignore list???

Ok, I lied, its only 3 pages

compensating for something.......

[eyeofdeath]

Well, it could have worked. I may try this approach as a tactic.

'Hey, I just conquered the whole of Asia, Africa, Akron (Ohio), Intercourse (Pennsylvania) and Big Log (Arkansas) but the site gliched and transferred all my armies to another game - placing them on Vita-Louise in a 'Harvey-World' scenario.

Now, you all being professional players will, of course, all miss your turns and let me win - because I say so and if you don't I will post some serious negative feedback you f*****g a*****e m*****-******s.

You wanna wake up next to a horse's head? No thought not'.

What do you think? Works for me - and I could get on that 3 page ignore list.

What a w****r. It's only a game. Try women - they are far less predictable, a lot less fair but much more fun!

i think i speak for at least a couple of people when i say. What the F*CK?

[s.xkitten]

he lost me within three words...but oh well, i've never pretended to understand men...

[Tashunca-uitco]

I don't need you to understand me - that's your problem!

Just accept that humour can be different in different parts of the world.

It's called 'irony' or 'tongue-in-cheek humour' (sorry 'humor')

I just wanted to high-light:

how sad it is that this individual found this so important that it was necessary to abuse the other players and embarrass themselves with such a 'kindergarten' attitude

how amusing it was that they expected the other players to 'roll over and die' because they said so and because they thought that this was 'fair'.

.. and sex kitten, you surprise me. I usually find that women, being able to use both side of the brain, are capable of understanding much more than most men.

As Churchill said 'Two great peoples, divided by a common language'. and he should know, being Anglo-American himself.

I have many Americans as clients and as soon as I posted I thought 'they will think I am serious about adopting this as a tactic'.

Hey, I don't understand American football - but I know they are great athletes. Baseball? Your great gift to the world! I could watch it all day.

America - I love you!

PS Do you believe in any of those politicians?

[3seven1]

* Note to self: Get out of america, but don't go to London. ^

[n8freeman]

* Note to self: Get out of america, but don't go to London. ^

go to ireland
the irish are funny and laugh at anything and are drunk 90% percent of the time
(no im not anti irish, i just no from experience)
(and im 75% irish, i love the irish)

[Tashunca-uitco]

I am sure that London's loss will be Eire's gain, 3seven1 (although you may struggle to recognise the countrymen of Behan, Heaney, Joyce and Yeats by the above description).

However, the emotional scars caused by your absence will, I am sure, heal - eventually!

[luns101]

I understand that guy's frustration if the site, did in fact, screw up his chance at a victory. It was his demand that the other players "drop & end" their turns that got me laughing though.

[3seven1]

* Note to self: Get out of america, but don't go to London. ^

go to ireland
the irish are funny and laugh at anything and are drunk 90% percent of the time
(no im not anti irish, i just no from experience)
(and im 75% irish, i love the irish)

I'd love to go to Ireland! I'm told i'm funny, I know for a fact I laught at anything and I wouldn't mind being druck 90% of the time.

I am sure that London's loss will be Eire's gain, 3seven1 (although you may struggle to recognise the countrymen of Behan, Heaney, Joyce and Yeats by the above description).

However, the emotional scars caused by your absence will, I am sure, heal - eventually!

Where can I suggest this site gets a better "laughing" smilie? That one is horrible.

[MR. Nate]

I understand that guy's frustration if the site, did in fact, screw up his chance at a victory. It was his demand that the other players "drop & end" their turns that got me laughing though.

as much as we humans like blame shifting, 99% of "glitches" are due to user error. No way I curl up and die, I fight till you kill me.

Especially you, luns!

[Star_BuRiT]

Thanks for the link, I just added 3 more people to my 10 page ignore list!

Wouldnt u wanna start a thread on the longest ever ignore page and maybe all of us can compare..lol

[alster]

About stupid feedback. My God… this one is also priceless.


Raldo69 left Hezechiele a neg. feedback for game 623228:
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=623228

Feedback saying that “I lose against him because I lost a turn..no fair-play in him”. I took al ook just for fun (was in a game with Hezechiele), and what do I see? One missed turn in the whole game:

2007-07-13 07:08:26 - Hezechiele gets a card
2007-07-13 07:08:26 - Incrementing game to round 10
2007-07-14 07:08:26 - Raldo69 missed a turn
2007-07-14 08:18:59 - Hezechiele receives 5 armies for holding North America

So this moron is gone for 24+ hours, misses a turn, then complains about fair-play? What the hell? Too funny… but makes one wonder.

[sharrakor]

that last one's great. He expects the other guy to wait around for 24 hours just so that dude can take his turn in "fair play." Come on. You miss your turn, tough luck. Deal with it. It's not like he would've been able to do anything with 3 armies to deploy anyways that turn.

[GolemGhoul]

well if the site effed up then don't you think he sould talk to the people who run the site, not tell everyone to miss their friggin turn? Silly player. Just shrugg off the horribly bad luck and say 'easy come, easy go'

[MostMackinest]

Thaisleeze is now my new hero.

[Ham]

I occasionally see this happen but Iv found that most of the time my internet froze and I just clicked a bunch of stuff to get it working again.

So its my stupiditiy when this happens.