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What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:03 pm

You may have already asked yourself this question; or this thread may have left you very curious. But now, you are undoubtedly asking yourself, most likely aloud, and some of you are asking your live-in grandmother; "What does Becky feel about me?"

Please post in this thread to find the answer. I am not a magic 8-ball. My answers are not generated by the stars or at random. My answers will come from a deep source within that has played games, chatted, and even slept with some of you.

So, ask away, what does Becky feel about me. Also, personal information helps. The more specific you get, the more specific Becky gets.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Army of GOD on Wed Nov 02, 2011 5:57 pm

I want you.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby jammyjames on Wed Nov 02, 2011 6:11 pm

I ask this question to you. Please respond accordingly
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Victor Sullivan on Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:18 pm

"What Does Becky Feel About Me?"

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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Wed Nov 02, 2011 10:39 pm

What does Becky feel about Becky?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Robinette on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:19 pm

i think becky wants to get into my pants, that's what i think...
i mean, think about it,
why else would becky be blonde?
and on this site?
and even alive for that matter?
i will tell you why, because of me...
yes me...
and my pants...
don't forget about my pants,
you know,
the pants that becky wants so much to get into...

so becky, am i right?
tell me, is THAT how you really feel about me, and my pants?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Ninja Champion on Thu Nov 03, 2011 2:46 am

What does becky feel about me? In particular, how does Becky feel about me when I select Oddjob in a goldeneye match?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:40 am

Army of GOD wrote:I want you.

I feel that Army of GOD, or AoG, resembles an indigenous Oceanian Marsupial. When we chat, I giggle at AoG. No, I don't giggle with AoG. I know he tries so hard. But the thought of a Marsupial typing forward sexual innuendos to me just gives me the giggles. Also, I respect the way AoG makes toast.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:47 am

jammyjames wrote:I ask this question to you. Please respond accordingly


It wasn't until just recently that I found out that the word 'jammy' means 'lucky' in the true English. I am sure that James is only jammy because of the girls he scores on top of his shagtastic car after he chirps with the birds and gets them randy and gets his horn. "Yeah, they're gagging for it", he'll shout whilst holding his jackson pollocks and then he goes at them mad as a box of frogs. On second thought, no he's not jammy at all. His tadger does most of the work.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:56 am

Victor Sullivan wrote:"What Does Becky Feel About Me?"

-Sully

Sully would have been a great contributor to the Manhattan Project had he been born just 40 years earlier. Instead he became a great contributor to conquerclub.com's mafia threads. He works incessantly at keeping us entertained. Truth is, don't tell him, we're simply entertained by his avatar and need little else. "That mustache! That mustache!" We've cried out countless times! Don't give us the dispatch, give us a mustache ride.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:58 am

BigBallinStalin wrote:What does Becky feel about Becky?

Bottomless shame, reproach, and a huge mountain of CUPCAKES!!!!!!
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby trapyoung on Thu Nov 03, 2011 12:32 pm

Victor Sullivan wrote:"What Does Becky Feel About Me?"
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Victor Sullivan on Thu Nov 03, 2011 5:05 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
Victor Sullivan wrote:"What Does Becky Feel About Me?"

-Sully

Sully would have been a great contributor to the Manhattan Project had he been born just 40 years earlier. Instead he became a great contributor to conquerclub.com's mafia threads. He works incessantly at keeping us entertained. Truth is, don't tell him, we're simply entertained by his avatar and need little else. "That mustache! That mustache!" We've cried out countless times! Don't give us the dispatch, give us a mustache ride.

:lol: So many true things :P

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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Crazyirishman on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:22 pm

what does beck feel about me?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Serbia on Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:42 pm

Doesn't Becky believe that the question should be worded "How Does Becky Feel About Me"?
And isn't Becky going to answer Robinette?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:21 pm

Robinette wrote:i think becky wants to get into my pants, that's what i think...
i mean, think about it,
why else would becky be blonde?
and on this site?
and even alive for that matter?
i will tell you why, because of me...
yes me...
and my pants...
don't forget about my pants,
you know,
the pants that becky wants so much to get into...

so becky, am i right?
tell me, is THAT how you really feel about me, and my pants?

Robinette is not a very feminine girl, much like Becky. Robinette, therefore, is either a tomcat or an amphibian. If Robinette, who is very clever, is a tomcat, Becky will know that she is a very experienced girl and Becky would like a try at those pants. Is it anything like playing pin the tail on the donkey with Robinette? How easy is it to get into those pants? Are they oversized clown pants that fit a pair of people? Or will we have to lube up and pry our bodies close together to make it fit? Whoa...sorry...BexXx is getting a little graphic and ahead of self. We know that Robinette is actually an amphibian, slimy, slender and sexy. Amphibians do not wear pants. Oh la la.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:28 pm

Ninja Champion wrote:What does becky feel about me? In particular, how does Becky feel about me when I select Oddjob in a goldeneye match?

Becky knows that Ninja Champion's first choice of username was Oddjob but that name was taken by this a$$hole: oddjob. What a total jerk0ff who lost his only game playing freestyle. He lost to Nascar-loving-jerseypsycho. Becky respects Ninja Champion (here-forth referred to as Kal Daniels). Kal Daniels would have the best sleepovers ever. We would drink energy drinks all night long, play N64, talk about which girls we had crushes on (Robinette, Trapyoung, et. al.) and stay up until our parents made us turn the TV off. Even then we would play truth or dare and wake up our older siblings or measure the size of our tadgers. Kal Daniels is my best friend ever. Sorry AoG (63rd best friend).
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:36 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:what does beck feel about me?

Crazyirishman's username is an onomatopoeia. When you find the end of a rainbow (only done on a surfboard) and you jump into the pot'o'coal, the sound that is made is; "Crrr-aay-zeeeiii-risssh-man-boing". Literally an onomatopoeia. Becky also believes that Irish men do not belong in Colorado, they should be blue collar workers in Boston or Dublin. Also, and specifically, crazy irish men should be white collared residents of insane asylums in Cork or Duluth. Who let this psycho on this website with children? Kids like 40kguy and squishyg are easily impressionable. Also Crazyirishman is funny. But that's only if you're a sadist.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:42 pm

Serbia wrote:Doesn't Becky believe that the question should be worded "How Does Becky Feel About Me"?
And isn't Becky going to answer Robinette?

Becky not to believe in angels or grammer. Becky yes believe in. FUNNICITY. Serbia think 2 much BeXxX think. And bexXx feel this and about Serbia to. What what police are taking over the dictionary. No more rules? I before E except after C is a WEIRD ANCIENT SOCIETAL rule, Keith.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Lootifer on Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:49 pm

Why did I come here?
I go to the gym to justify my mockery of fat people.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Fear the Tree on Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:57 pm

What Does Becky Feel About Me?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby BigBallinStalin on Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:35 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote:What does Becky feel about Becky?

Bottomless shame, reproach, and a huge mountain of CUPCAKES!!!!!!

:lol:

I wish you the best in scaling your huge mountain of CUPCAKES.
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:41 pm

Lootifer wrote:Why did I come here?

Your question's answer can be derived from an analysis of psychology or sexuality, where do you want me to begin? Do I have to ask?
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby Beckytheblondie on Fri Nov 04, 2011 4:53 pm

Fear the Tree wrote:What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Hmmmm, captain rank in 186 games.... Giants Fan... game and forum chatter... always follows criticisms by an emoticon to balance aggression with coolness... this all leads to one thing. Ewok. But why the user name if he is an Ewok? You'll find out when he's conqueror....
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Re: What Does Becky Feel About Me?

Postby trapyoung on Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:05 pm

I didn't get a response. I feel bad about Becky.
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