proud cooks asso.

[canadian bacon]

Hello, I'm canadian bacon, and i am a proud cook.

I'm proud to have lost to many high ranked people much better than most, because where is the fun in a game without a challenge?

So if you too are a proud cook raise your spatula and lift your voice! crustulum infinitio.

[Army of GOD]

I dun't think yuu shuuld be pruud because uf that...

[army of nobunaga]

i like you.


whenever you want to get serious and win and tell these assholes to eat it... message me, ill dub with you.

[Seulessliathan]

Hello, I'm canadian bacon, and i am a proud cook.

I'm proud to have lost to many high ranked people much better than most, because where is the fun in a game without a challenge?

So if you too are a proud cook raise your spatula and lift your voice! crustulum infinitio.

Hello, i´m Seulessliathan, and i am a proud ..... ummm ... well, maybe not

All i can say is that this guy plays better than several higher ranks, i have played some games with him, was always good fun and we won all of our games. Don´t underestimate this guy.

[canadian bacon]

i like you.


whenever you want to get serious and win and tell these assholes to eat it... message me, ill dub with you.

i win....enough....corse if i got good enough at aquire a decent rank, i'd lose my frier cred mang.

[obliterationX]

Where's my stew!?

[HighlanderAttack]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

[HighlanderAttack]

i like you.


whenever you want to get serious and win and tell these assholes to eat it... message me, ill dub with you.

This coming from a 388 club man

[Woodruff]

Hello, I'm canadian bacon, and i am a proud cook.

I'm proud to have lost to many high ranked people much better than most, because where is the fun in a game without a challenge?

So if you too are a proud cook raise your spatula and lift your voice! crustulum infinitio.

Hello, i´m Seulessliathan, and i am a proud ..... ummm ... well, maybe not

All i can say is that this guy plays better than several higher ranks, i have played some games with him, was always good fun and we won all of our games. Don´t underestimate this guy.

Seulessliathan, you know I respect you. But either this guy ISN'T that good or he's intentionally keeping himself at the rank of cook. There is no way around it.

[SirSebstar]

the trouble with a cook in a teamgame is, from the perspective of the cook, he will loose a lot of points if he lossess, but gains little when he wins.
obviously, if paired with a high ranker.
which is why many high rankers have such low rank teammates. they loose less points compaired to their rank and win points.

obviously a rating below 800, that requires a lot of work, or freestyle quads...

[Seulessliathan]

Seulessliathan, you know I respect you. But either this guy ISN'T that good or he's intentionally keeping himself at the rank of cook. There is no way around it.

i have no idea what he did in his other games, but i have a 100% record with that guy. (ok, only 3 games, but we were a good team in these 3 games)
with players like Scott-Land (63%) or laddida (51%) my record is worse, or with Chariot of Fire (36%)

perhaps he doesn´t do well in standard games, or he isn´t the leader charakter in team games, but from my point of view there is nothing to complain about this guy.
maybe you set up a game with him and see how it goes Woodruff

[canadian bacon]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

typical point of view of a stat whore. probly one of those guys that teams up with other higher levels on popular cook maps waiting for the lambs to come slaughter.

[pimpdave]

[ManBungalow]

I was once a proud Cook...

[army of nobunaga]

losing 700 points and becoming a cook for a few days is not impossible. I am not great but i dont suck and ive done this.

[HighlanderAttack]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

typical point of view of a stat whore. probly one of those guys that teams up with other higher levels on popular cook maps waiting for the lambs to come slaughter.

Typical cook reaction--better check what I play--lol

Honestly, the amount of points a cook makes on a win vs. what they lose--like I said it is almost impossible to be a cook and not be a bad player--sorry if this hurts your feelings, but it is reality.

[HighlanderAttack]

losing 700 points and becoming a cook for a few days is not impossible. I am not great but i dont suck and ive done this.

LOL-you should know me by now--do you really think I was serious?

[canadian bacon]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

typical point of view of a stat whore. probly one of those guys that teams up with other higher levels on popular cook maps waiting for the lambs to come slaughter.

Typical cook reaction--better check what I play--lol

Honestly, the amount of points a cook makes on a win vs. what they lose--like I said it is almost impossible to be a cook and not be a bad player--sorry if this hurts your feelings, but it is reality.

Game 6750104

i may not be as good as a general or the like but i'm not as bad as you think i am. more often than not my losses are to very high ranks.....or just outright failures of teammates. and you know what? i like it that way.

[HighlanderAttack]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

typical point of view of a stat whore. probly one of those guys that teams up with other higher levels on popular cook maps waiting for the lambs to come slaughter.

Typical cook reaction--better check what I play--lol

Honestly, the amount of points a cook makes on a win vs. what they lose--like I said it is almost impossible to be a cook and not be a bad player--sorry if this hurts your feelings, but it is reality.

Game 6750104

i may not be as good as a general or the like but i'm not as bad as you think i am. more often than not my losses are to very high ranks.....or just outright failures of teammates. and you know what? i like it that way.

Or maybe this is your issue:

Attendance:
91% of turns taken--no one can win with a rate like that

[canadian bacon]

sometimes i have internet trouble so sue me. stop grasping for straws, you're making yourself look bad.

[HighlanderAttack]

sometimes i have internet trouble so sue me. stop grasping for straws, you're making yourself look bad.

I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt--lol

Lets get this straight--your a good player-but your a cook
missing turns is not an excuse yet you have missed 9% of all your turns

I can never look as bad as you --lol

[HighlanderAttack]

Rank:
Cadet Cadet

Your moving up-damn I will feel stupid when you make Conqueror

[canadian bacon]

i know horrible isn't it?

*starts looking for a general to play against.*

[xenowolff]

if i do remember correctly (which i may very well not) you moved up to cadet because of our team game, am i right? i have yet to meet someone who plays as well as you Canadian Bacon, wether it is in real life or on this site (and while i havent played alot on the site, ive played some generals too) we all forget that this is a game of chance, just like anything else that involves dice. Ive played what, five real-life games with you now, and two on here, and i have yet to see bad logic in your games. it ultimately comes down to dicerolls and we all have bad days. ill let you make me a sammich any time Canadian Bacon.

[Fruitcake]

My view will always be the same.

You are a bad player if you are a cook. It is impossible to be a cook and be a good player.

Sorry for the reality check.

Dontcha just love the bourgeoisie, they never change no matter what the circumstances do they.