Tired of blaming the dice all the time.
try something new
'my mum/wife/husband/dad was nagging me to do some house work so i rushed my turns'
'my kid was crying so i ended my turn without thinking of the conciquences.'
'I have a banging head ache so i started my turn and gave all my units to a territory in the corner.'
'my modem crashed so I had to go round to my friends and pretend to read my e-mail while playing on conquer club'
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