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wacicha wrote:And no one likes negative feedback.
AAFitz wrote:You complain about complainers more than any complainers complain, which makes you a complainer about complainers, and subsequently me a complainer, who complains about a complainer who complains about complainers. Now many would complain that I use the word complain too much, but that makes them the lowest kind of complainer. The complainer of complainers about complainers about complainers, who use the word complain too much. If you feel compelled to complain about such a thing, many will have complaints about it.
Malkithe wrote:Quickly, what's the definition of a chronic asshole? I encounter those way more often
The1exile wrote:wacicha wrote:And no one likes negative feedback.
Are you kidding? I am so pissed that mine is goneNow no-one is going to bother reading my FB, and unsuspecting noobs will play my in assassin games blissfully unaware that I cocked up big time in my first game of that type.
Robinette wrote:Malkithe wrote:Quickly, what's the definition of a chronic asshole? I encounter those way more often
LOL... okay, here you go...
Chronic Asshole Disease:
Long term and frequently recurring, chronic asshole disease is either always present or comes back again and again as evidenced by a concern only with them self and their advantage to the exclusion of others; especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
AAFitz wrote:Robinette wrote:Malkithe wrote:Quickly, what's the definition of a chronic asshole? I encounter those way more often
LOL... okay, here you go...
Chronic Asshole Disease:
Long term and frequently recurring, chronic asshole disease is either always present or comes back again and again as evidenced by a concern only with them self and their advantage to the exclusion of others; especially one who is held to be mean or disagreeable.
This definition is making me uncomfortable...could you narrow the definition, just a bit. In its current state, I have an odd sense as I read it that I cant quite put my finger on, but I know I dont like it.
there are so many places to go with this:
ASSCAD [A**holes Suffering Severe Cronic A**hole Disease] meetings have been popular since the 80's, when the rise of cocaine and highly inflated stock market, and an absolute need for ostentatious displays of wealth, caused the instances of CAD to spiral exponentially.
Nowhere in society was this more prevalent in the legal firms and departments across the US where, sufferers from CAD were actually rewarded substantially for actually letting their symptoms run free and unchecked.
The final and most severe forms of CAD, and ASSCADs are found in the political system. These are a special case, however. Whereas the first two groups are rewarded for outwardly displaying their symptoms, this group is in a unique setting where, though they are indeed ASSCADs, they must appear to be anti-ASSCADs, and always be smiling and positive as they make deals to cheat the same people they smile at, thereby making them the biggest form of ASSCAD.
Luckilly, the early nineties brought on a new era, with a recession, and unfortunate war, that made being an outward ASSCAD, far less fashionable. The meetings were made more secret, and even for a while tried to find ways to cure some of the symptoms, but it has been a long road.
Unfortunately, one of the early treatments for CAD was suggesting alcohol. The reasoning was logical enough. Alcohol can relax certain people, make them more outgoing and laid back for a time. However, with ASSCADS, the effect was disastrous. Unable to control their symptoms of CAD once the alcohol broke down their inhibitors in the brain's chemical process, their symptoms multiplied two or three fold. The more alcohol, and the more severe the symptoms going in, the more severe the outbreak after the ingestion of alcohol. Often the outburst was severe enough to be broadcast on local and national news media, depending upon who the ASSCAD was, and what was done or spoken.
There will always be CAD, it can strike without warning, even the most reasonable persons, under certain conditions. If you find yourself starting to develop some of these symptoms, relax, take a deep breath, and think of your happy place. This will sometimes completely stop the symptoms in their tracks. In no instance should you self medicate with alcohol, and in extreme examples, you should immediately call 555.ASS.CADS. They will talk you through your episode.
For the rest of us. Remember, ASSCADS are people too, they just happen to be a**holes.
disclaimer. No offense to stockbrokers, coke addicts, lawyers, wealthy people, politicians, or any combination of said groups. This parody was intended only for entertainment value, and no such group or help number exists. Do not under any circumstances follow the suggestions for the made up CAD, or ASSCAD. If you encounter a person who you feel fits this description, do not try to intervene. Just smile, and ignore everything they say and do, and thank god you are not one of them. If you find yourself wanting to torment and ASSCAD, you may find yourself calling that number yourself sometime soon.
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