making sacrafices to the dice gods

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:03 am

Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins, goats etc. to appease the dice gods. Having just started to get the hang of this game and almost reaching the rank of corporal I have gone on an 11 game and counting losing streak with some absolutely horrendous dice. (chef's hat here I come) :cry:

by **Skittles!** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:05 am

we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:10 am

Skittles! wrote:we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

hmmm sounds like the cure is worse than the problem, anyway I have been told I'm a great cook, this will be my chance to prove it. :lol:

by **Skittles!** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:11 am

rebelman wrote:
Skittles! wrote:we all get bad dice, and losing streaks, but the best way to sacrifice to the dice gods is to have continuous phone sex whilst listening to cradle of filth

hmmm sounds like the cure is worse than the problem, anyway I have been told I'm a great cook, this will be my chance to prove it.

Haha. Never been a cook myself.

by **RiskTycoon** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:18 am

come on, chin up! i just rolled through a 5 with a 3 about 2 minutes ago (i had nothing to lose but the game if i didn't try) and didn't lose a single man in the process :!:

see! the dice can be awesome at times, so so at other times....but still, they will come around for ya

by **Coleman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:35 am

rebelman wrote:Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins,

The very idea of that happening is absolutely horrible. What a waste.

by **Wild_Tiger** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:42 am

you could bring the virgins to me in exchange for some points?

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:42 am

Coleman wrote:
rebelman wrote:Is there somewhere I can sacrifice virgins,

The very idea of that happening is absolutely horrible. What a waste.

I would be worried if you have similar ideas about the goats., but I agree with you about the virgins (assuming they still exist)

by **HayesA** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:49 am

I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....

by **The1exile** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:54 am

You have to remember to be spinning around while doing it. i've lost to chess because of neglecting that.

by **Skittles!** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 7:56 am

I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to :wink:

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:05 am

Skittles! wrote:I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to

It would be very unfair of me to do that, if I tapped into my Irishness I would be unbeatable and that would be very tough for the rest of you and very boring for me. :twisted:

by **Skittles!** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:07 am

rebelman wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I just noticed you're from Ireland.

Use the luck of the Irish, eh? Four leaf clover! Haha. A couple of drinks would help to

It would be very unfair of me to do that, if I tapped into my Irishness I would be unbeatable and that would be very tough for the rest of you and very boring for me.

Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. :wink:

) to beat all.

by **oVo** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:11 am

If you don't live near a volcano you're out of luck.

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:19 am

Skittles! wrote:Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. ) to beat all.

In effect ye are Irish by another name (good old prison ships) so the luck should be similar a bit like our football.

by **Skittles!** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:21 am

rebelman wrote:
Skittles! wrote:Good point... But then I could always use the Australian luck (whatever the f*ck that is. ) to beat all.

In effect ye are Irish by another name (good old prison ships) so the luck should be similar a bit like our football.

Actually, I am Irish in a way. Haha... Funny story that, not for this thread though

by **rebelman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:38 am

Skittles! wrote:Actually, I am Irish in a way.

Yeah you and 100 million others at least worldwide, never met an American yet that does not claim Irish ancestry.

by **Coleman** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:04 am

HayesA wrote:I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....

I hope that by sacrifice you mean remove their virginity in some sort of ritual to please the dice gods and then release them.

In which case I retract my earlier comments and request that you sell videos.

by **HayesA** on Fri Aug 17, 2007 9:05 am

Coleman wrote:
HayesA wrote:I, personally, sacrifice fresh virgins daily to please the dice gods. *sigh* I really wish there were some other way... virgins are just so....
I hope that by sacrifice you mean remove their virginity in some sort of ritual to please the dice gods and then release them.

In which case I retract my earlier comments and request that you sell videos.

Alas, no camera.

But i'll be glad to accept a donation via paypal to start such a service. :lol:

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