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Postby Robinette on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:09 pm

Sammy gags wrote:It must have been very boring to deserve blaw blaw blaws then

ummm, nooooooo... it just needed lots more small print to be funny...
I really hate it when I have to explain the SIMPLE jokes
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Postby Sammy gags on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:11 pm

Oh, ok then...don't even bother
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Postby Kid_A on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:13 pm

my GF HATES CC!!
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Postby AAFitz on Sat Apr 07, 2007 10:28 pm

Robinette wrote:
AAFitz wrote:Might I recommend a bottle of Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs
The winemaker says this,
"This more robust quality makes Blanc de Noirs a wonderful wine with many kinds of cuisine, ranging from Thai to Italian"
Wine Spectator on Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs had this to say...
“Refreshing with pretty cherry, strawberry and rose petal aromas that extend to the palate, featuring ripe, creamy fruit flavors and a long, smooth finish.”
And only $18 a bottle, you should try it...
thanks for the tip, I will definitely try it. I have a couple of bottles of cliquot...i think im missing a letter there...I convinced the liquor store owner down the street to carry it, so I feel obliged to buy it when I drink champagne...but to be honest, I prefer chandon, even the cheaper california sparkly...And Dom is about the best Ive had, and I do wish I could aford it more often...it really is amazing....
One of my customers...former customers is the publisher of the Quarterly Wine Review(QRW)...I believe its the oldest wine magazine around(so Ive been told...cant back it up). Its pretty good, and highly respected. When I really need a great bottle, they've been able to help me out. blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.
Might I recommend a bottle of Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs
The winemaker says this,
"This more robust quality makes Blanc de Noirs [color=green]a wonderful wine with many kinds of cuisine, ranging from Thai to Italian"
Wine Spectator on Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs had this to say...
“Refreshing with pretty cherry, strawberry and rose petal aromas that extend to the palate, featuring ripe, creamy fruit flavors and a long, smooth finish.”
And only $18 a bottle, you should try it...
thanks for the tip, I will definitely try it. I have a couple of bottles of cliquot...i think im missing a letter there...I convinced the liquor store owner down the street to carry it, so I feel obliged to buy it when I drink champagne...but to be honest, I prefer chandon, even the cheaper california sparkly...And Dom is about the best Ive had, and I do wish I could aford it more often...it really is amazing....
One of my customers...former customers is the publisher of the Quarterly Wine Review(QRW)...I believe its the oldest wine magazine around(so Ive been told...cant back it up). Its pretty good, and highly respected. When I really need a great bottle, they've been able to help me out.
Which reminds me of a story....only Robinette is reading but thats fine....
in the early days of courtship with miss CD...I needed a bottle of champagne...so I called my friend...he was on speakerphone and suggesting clicquot the one with the orange label....I was with a long time customer at the time and she heard the conversation...She commented that the person knew a lot about thier wines...

I told him who it was, and she happened to know them personally. She disappeared into house, and came out with a bottle of clicquot from her collection...which is extensive. CD and I enjoyed it...
Might I recommend a bottle of Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs
The winemaker says this,
"This more robust quality makes Blanc de Noirs [color=green]a wonderful wine with many kinds of cuisine, ranging from Thai to Italian"
Wine Spectator on Mumm Napa, Blanc de Noirs had this to say...
[color=darkred]“Refreshing with pretty cherry, strawberry and rose petal aromas that extend to the palate, featuring ripe, creamy fruit flavors and a long, smooth finish.”
And only $18 a bottle, you should try it...
thanks for the tip, I will definitely try it. I have a couple of bottles of cliquot...i think im missing a letter there...I convinced the liquor store owner down the street to carry it, so I feel obliged to buy it when I drink champagne...but to be honest, I prefer chandon, even the cheaper california sparkly...And Dom is about the best Ive had, and I do wish I could aford it more often...it really is amazing....
One of my customers...former customers is the publisher of the Quarterly Wine Review(QRW)...I believe its the oldest wine magazine around(so Ive been told...cant back it up). Its pretty good, and highly respected. When I really need a great bottle, they've been able to help me out.
blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.
blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.blaw blaw blawwwwww bla blaaw blaw. And more blaw blaw talk and talk And so on and so forth, simply more blaw blaw blawwww.

That was really funny fitz :lol:


as was that...i was wondering why it looked so long in fine print
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What about boyfriends and husbands?

Postby NewMercy on Fri May 25, 2007 8:19 am

All this talk about convincing the girl friends and wives...how about convincing the boyfriends and husbands? LOL! Or then again...maybe that doesn't need to be on the forum. My poor husband thinks I am obsessed...:) He is right. I am. I have no other obsessions besides him and caffine. He joins me for coffee now... Okay then...anyone know any good raspberry wine?
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Re: What about boyfriends and husbands?

Postby AAFitz on Fri May 25, 2007 8:51 am

NewMercy wrote:All this talk about convincing the girl friends and wives...how about convincing the boyfriends and husbands? LOL! Or then again...maybe that doesn't need to be on the forum. My poor husband thinks I am obsessed...:) He is right. I am. I have no other obsessions besides him and caffine. He joins me for coffee now... Okay then...anyone know any good raspberry wine?


No, Im glad you posted. Its good to see there are some normal people out there. How can you not be addicted to this game? Its just natural.

as a footnote: Carrie is a huge Starbucks fan. It used to cost me $7 just to pick her up at her appartment with her Venti, non-fat, light carmel, carmel mochiatto....ahh the early days of a relationship......2 years yesterday i might add since we met at same Starbucks... whoda thought....caffeine must impair judgement...wth was she thinking???
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Postby NewMercy on Fri May 25, 2007 9:11 am

Oh my oh my...hubby and I every Saturday morning get up early and have a date at Starbucks! Venti iced americano with white chocolate no water and liquid whip over the top. Yum...ey! So...how do you suppose I could incorporate CC into a date?! Somehow...I don't see world dominance and romance in the same sentence. Any suggestions?
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Postby yeti_c on Fri May 25, 2007 9:28 am

NewMercy wrote:Oh my oh my...hubby and I every Saturday morning get up early and have a date at Starbucks! Venti iced americano with white chocolate no water and liquid whip over the top. Yum...ey! So...how do you suppose I could incorporate CC into a date?! Somehow...I don't see world dominance and romance in the same sentence. Any suggestions?


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Postby ABSOLUTE_MASTER on Fri May 25, 2007 9:30 am

I don't know if that's a healthy idea... When I was at school, I used to have huge fights with my bf when he screwed up with a bad move. We played the board game back then. We're now friends, and now he have huge fights when he screws up in the online game... :oops:

But then again, I have a bad temper, so it may work out just fine for you.... :wink:
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Postby AAFitz on Fri May 25, 2007 9:37 am

NewMercy wrote:Oh my oh my...hubby and I every Saturday morning get up early and have a date at Starbucks! Venti iced americano with white chocolate no water and liquid whip over the top. Yum...ey! So...how do you suppose I could incorporate CC into a date?! Somehow...I don't see world dominance and romance in the same sentence. Any suggestions?


umm....how do I say this?....lets just say, none that I can post....

wait...i have one...like the commercial with the parents that use the kid to get the new floors and motorcycle...ill guess you dont have any since youre going to starbucks every sat morning, and not soccer tryouts...but just have the dog, cat or borrow a kid to bring a note or yell (hubby's name)...please play CC with me....all the cool couples are doing it...its the new thing

I guarantee it will work...unless it doesnt
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Postby jiminski on Fri May 25, 2007 10:08 am

NewMercy wrote:Oh my oh my...hubby and I every Saturday morning get up early and have a date at Starbucks! Venti iced americano with white chocolate no water and liquid whip over the top. Yum...ey! So...how do you suppose I could incorporate CC into a date?! Somehow...I don't see world dominance and romance in the same sentence. Any suggestions?


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Sweet and matchless Josephine, how strangely you work upon my heart.

Are you angry with me? Are you unhappy? Are you upset?

My soul is broken with grief and my love for you forbids repose. But how can I rest any more, when I yield to the feeling that masters my inmost self, when I quaff from your lips and from your heart a scorching flame?

Yes! One night has taught me how far your portrait falls short of yourself!

You start at midday: in three hours I shall see you again.

Till then, a thousand kisses, mio dolce amor! but give me none back for they set my blood on fire."

Letter from Napoleon to Josephine.
I think if you swap 'lips' for 'macchiato' and 'heart' for 'keyboard' you are halfway there.
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Postby NewMercy on Fri May 25, 2007 11:35 am

Letter 3:

There are times - I am passing through one now - when hope is as heavy as despair.

Since you mentioned it...

Letter 3...
What can satisfy the needs of a smitten heart, which longs to throw itself at your feet, but is held back by the weight of serious considerations, paralysing its keenest desires?

Oh, if only you would!...

No one but you can remove the obstacles that keep us apart.

My friend Duroc will make it quite easy for you. Ah! come! come! You shall have all you ask.

Your country will be dearer to me, once you have had pity on my poor heart.

N.

Doesn't that just seem alittle unfair? Maybe that's why hubby's not going there...Come to think of it...he is a wise man!
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Postby AAFitz on Sat May 26, 2007 5:50 pm

i still think my suggestion was better
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Postby DiM on Sat May 26, 2007 6:44 pm

how did you guys convinced your girlfriends to join CC??

my wife is a risk addict we play lots of games with my friends on several maps. we play lots of types of risk (nuclear, invasion, mission, etc) and we always have fun. i convinced one of my friends to join but for some unknown reason my wife does not want to.

she played several online games in the last 5-6 years so she does not have a problem with online games. :?

what to do? should i threaten with divorce?:P
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Postby jiminski on Sun May 27, 2007 7:27 pm

what to do? should i threaten with divorce?Razz



hmm before threatening divorce i'd try sexual favours, flowers and a premium membership (I'm so romantic.. i'm welling up here)
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Postby DiM on Sun May 27, 2007 7:29 pm

jiminski wrote:
what to do? should i threaten with divorce?Razz



hmm before threatening divorce i'd try sexual favours, flowers and a premium membership (I'm so romantic.. i'm welling up here)


good idea. :lol:
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