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Postby Beckytheblondie on Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:37 pm

I have spent the last three months in a special facility.

I was addicted to dice. Every time I saw a die or dice or as the Europeans call them 'dices', I would eat them. I gained almost two hundred pounds all in carbohydrates and in plastics. My favorite was Polyethylene terephtalate, but there were not a lot of dice made from PETE. So I also found myself spending a lot of money in building small plastics factories around the Pacific rim. The first time I knew I had a problem was when I maxed-out fourteen credit cards to buy a Guangzhou army soldier factory to convert it to an opaque green plastic dice making factory. My workers revolted when, in turn, I only fed them dices. Blood was shed. It was thick with opaque green plastics.

After just over ninety days in a Southern Chinese Prison, I am finally manumitted (due only to a poorly translated diplomatic paper that suggested that I was a war-hero instead of that it was actually written I was a war-criminal). Finnish is so tough to translate.

Part of my recovery process is to apologize to all those I have hurt. So, at this point, I have to apologize to all of the following:

Godsav1: for calling you a twit.
Academy Award Winning Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio: For hugging your ex-girlfriend, Gisele, when you two were dating.

If anyone in the community thinks I should apologize to him/her/shim or another, please let me know, and with detail explain why I should be apologizing for my recovery.

Truth comes from Encyclopædia,

BeXxX
2011-11-07 14:19:43 - StinknLincoln: whoa, what happened?
2011-11-07 14:19:50 - Beckytheblondie: Becky happened
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:22 am

hi sorry

I'm Army of God, lololololololol
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby Funkyterrance on Thu Oct 11, 2012 12:39 am

Army of GOD wrote:hi sorry

I'm Army of God, lololololololol


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Re: I'm sorry

Postby jefjef on Thu Oct 11, 2012 1:08 am

Dear becky,

You owe many apologies to the entire CC community for this thread.

Good luck.
This post was made by jefjef who should be on your ignore list.
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby BigBallinStalin on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:22 am

You can feed them dice some of the time, but you can't feed them dice all of the time.
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby Ace Rimmer on Thu Oct 11, 2012 11:25 am

HOW IS GUNTHER???
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby rhp 1 on Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:25 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:I have spent the last three months in a special facility.

I was addicted to dice. Every time I saw a die or dice or as the Europeans call them 'dices', I would eat them. I gained almost two hundred pounds all in carbohydrates and in plastics. My favorite was Polyethylene terephtalate, but there were not a lot of dice made from PETE. So I also found myself spending a lot of money in building small plastics factories around the Pacific rim. The first time I knew I had a problem was when I maxed-out fourteen credit cards to buy a Guangzhou army soldier factory to convert it to an opaque green plastic dice making factory. My workers revolted when, in turn, I only fed them dices. Blood was shed. It was thick with opaque green plastics.

After just over ninety days in a Southern Chinese Prison, I am finally manumitted (due only to a poorly translated diplomatic paper that suggested that I was a war-hero instead of that it was actually written I was a war-criminal). Finnish is so tough to translate.

Part of my recovery process is to apologize to all those I have hurt. So, at this point, I have to apologize to all of the following:

Godsav1: for calling you a twit.
Academy Award Winning Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio: For hugging your ex-girlfriend, Gisele, when you two were dating.

If anyone in the community thinks I should apologize to him/her/shim or another, please let me know, and with detail explain why I should be apologizing for my recovery.

Truth comes from Encyclopædia,

BeXxX



stop drooling in the forums, re-up your premium, and get in some games you fuckin ass... errr... bitch...
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby notyou2 on Sun Oct 14, 2012 9:13 pm

How did you cook them?

What spices go well with dices?

Can you recommend a wine pairing?
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Re: I'm sorry

Postby Gillipig on Mon Oct 15, 2012 5:31 am

Don't be, I'm sure the lord will forgive you
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