I have spent the last three months in a special facility.
I was addicted to dice. Every time I saw a die or dice or as the Europeans call them 'dices', I would eat them. I gained almost two hundred pounds all in carbohydrates and in plastics. My favorite was Polyethylene terephtalate, but there were not a lot of dice made from PETE. So I also found myself spending a lot of money in building small plastics factories around the Pacific rim. The first time I knew I had a problem was when I maxed-out fourteen credit cards to buy a Guangzhou army soldier factory to convert it to an opaque green plastic dice making factory. My workers revolted when, in turn, I only fed them dices. Blood was shed. It was thick with opaque green plastics.
After just over ninety days in a Southern Chinese Prison, I am finally manumitted (due only to a poorly translated diplomatic paper that suggested that I was a war-hero instead of that it was actually written I was a war-criminal). Finnish is so tough to translate.
Part of my recovery process is to apologize to all those I have hurt. So, at this point, I have to apologize to all of the following:
Godsav1: for calling you a twit.
Academy Award Winning Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio: For hugging your ex-girlfriend, Gisele, when you two were dating.
If anyone in the community thinks I should apologize to him/her/shim or another, please let me know, and with detail explain why I should be apologizing for my recovery.
Truth comes from Encyclopædia,
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