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You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:02 pm

And you were at your GF's house in the living room sofa trying to grab as much as you could, almost dehydrated dor too much kissing and your gf kept removing your hands off the prize?? And little by little you had you hand again there only to be removed by the bitch again??

Well, that's how I feel when playing Trench. Like a bucket of ice in my genitals every turn. And I keep joining those games by mistake.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:08 pm

Those who discuss their apparent sex life on the internet probably have never had a "sex life".
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:10 pm

Army of GOD wrote:Those who discuss their apparent sex life on the internet probably have never had a "sex life".


Yes, I'm a virgin, I'm looking for someone to take my virginity. Takers?
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby Army of GOD on Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:13 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:Those who discuss their apparent sex life on the internet probably have never had a "sex life".


Yes, I'm a virgin, I'm looking for someone to take my virginity. Takers?


saxitoxin probably knows a few cheap whores.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby Gillipig on Sun Jul 01, 2012 5:32 am

nietzsche talking about his past girlfriends is like aon talking about his chauffor or big riveside villa. It's all bs.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jul 01, 2012 2:11 pm

Gillipig wrote:nietzsche talking about his past girlfriends is like aon talking about his chauffor or big riveside villa. It's all bs.


at least i dont have a fetiche for elephants
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby Timminz on Tue Jul 03, 2012 9:41 pm

nietzsche wrote:
Gillipig wrote:nietzsche talking about his past girlfriends is like aon talking about his chauffor or big riveside villa. It's all bs.


at least i dont have a fetiche for elephants


That's what I always say t those who bad-mouth you.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby natty dread on Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:13 pm

nietzsche wrote:And you were at your GF's house in the living room sofa trying to grab as much as you could, almost dehydrated dor too much kissing and your gf kept removing your hands off the prize?? And little by little you had you hand again there only to be removed by the bitch again??


Yeah, damn bitches. They totally shouldn't have the right to decide for their own bodies.

Hey, have you tried rohypnol? It might suit you.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby TeeGee on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:49 am

.......

Thought this thread was about \trench/ or was i mistaken?
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby nietzsche on Sat Jul 07, 2012 6:24 pm

natty dread wrote:
nietzsche wrote:And you were at your GF's house in the living room sofa trying to grab as much as you could, almost dehydrated dor too much kissing and your gf kept removing your hands off the prize?? And little by little you had you hand again there only to be removed by the bitch again??


Yeah, damn bitches. They totally shouldn't have the right to decide for their own bodies.

Hey, have you tried rohypnol? It might suit you.


Well, I run a store and whenever a basic product is scarce, the government obliges me to sell it at the same price and doesn't allow me to save some to speculate. Are you saying sex is not a basic need? Girls should held accountable for the crime of sex deprivation.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby natty dread on Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:53 am

nietzsche wrote:
natty dread wrote:
nietzsche wrote:And you were at your GF's house in the living room sofa trying to grab as much as you could, almost dehydrated dor too much kissing and your gf kept removing your hands off the prize?? And little by little you had you hand again there only to be removed by the bitch again??


Yeah, damn bitches. They totally shouldn't have the right to decide for their own bodies.

Hey, have you tried rohypnol? It might suit you.


Well, I run a store and whenever a basic product is scarce, the government obliges me to sell it at the same price and doesn't allow me to save some to speculate. Are you saying sex is not a basic need? Girls should held accountable for the crime of sex deprivation.


Where do you get that? I'm totally with you, bro. Those damn bitches who don't have sex with nietzsche should be sent on a concentration camp or something for not being productive members of society. You're obviously entitled to getting sex from anyone you choose.

I mean, what's the purpose of being alive if the entire world doesn't cater to your every childish whim? It's like other people think they matter or something.
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Re: You guys remember when you were 16...

Postby nietzsche on Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:25 pm

natty dread wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
natty dread wrote:
nietzsche wrote:And you were at your GF's house in the living room sofa trying to grab as much as you could, almost dehydrated dor too much kissing and your gf kept removing your hands off the prize?? And little by little you had you hand again there only to be removed by the bitch again??


Yeah, damn bitches. They totally shouldn't have the right to decide for their own bodies.

Hey, have you tried rohypnol? It might suit you.


Well, I run a store and whenever a basic product is scarce, the government obliges me to sell it at the same price and doesn't allow me to save some to speculate. Are you saying sex is not a basic need? Girls should held accountable for the crime of sex deprivation.


Where do you get that? I'm totally with you, bro. Those damn bitches who don't have sex with nietzsche should be sent on a concentration camp or something for not being productive members of society. You're obviously entitled to getting sex from anyone you choose.


Exactly! Finally I find a point to agree with you!

You guys!! Maybe natty is not a troll after all!!
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