King_Herpes: does he "have IT"?

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

The King. . .why does he act so crazy? Does he have IT (Herpes) or something else? Inquiring minds wanna know. He does the strangest things -- and wins soooo many games.

The National Enquirer

[jefjef]

From the Herpes IT news desk:

It would seem that you're losing a lot of sleep over the matter. I would suggest that you get a counselor and there you can talk about the wrong doings inside of Conquer Club. Surely nothing I have to say will equal out to your benevolence so I would rather just keep making fun of you. I've found that talking to most people that are as outraged about farming as you are is similar to making love to a hot waffle iron. Don't ask me how I know this..... It's really awkward, uncomfortable, and painful to the person on the giving end. Then after it's all said n' done one has to wonder why they even tried it. I hope that's a helpful analogy. Ta ta for now and happy farming everyone!

[Crazyirishman]

I like out I knew GLG made this thread just by looking at the title. Very similar in style to the "Is Phatscotty Phat?" thread. However i will give you the compliment that your poll creation options have improved with a couple options that are actually humorous. Keep working at it Skip and I think you could develop into a somewhat interesting forum poster, you just have to avoid trying to hard in certain posts.