Hazer

[jgordon1111]

Post edited due to fact Hazer is taking his turns in games

[King_Herpes]

This player has been logged on for a week straight I dont think they have left the GD forum at all in that time

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In many forgotten lands lost between mountains, cliffs and waterfalls he is known to some as, "The Watcher". Hailed by the Lords, desired by the Queens and to those who have yet to be blessed by the sound of his word, they are forced into hiding and dillusion.

Rarely offering up the fruits of his knowledge, gifted only to those who bestow upon him a post of great enlightenment. Don't look so overwhelmed young forii, for now you know what it is that you must do jgordan1111. You must master the art of post making.

His eyes have witnessed a thousand deaths, his ears have suffered through the cries of a thousand battles. If only his hands hadn't slain a thousand men perhaps he too, could talk about such mundane affairs. Maybe if his feet hadn't stood over a thousand fools, possibly then could he mingle with us lost and somber folk.

Liege to no one! Only in love with his honor. He scoffs at your flame thread and hands you another foot of rope as you hang yourself. Your insults do not deserve his attention and collectively we must consider ourselves humbled to be worthy of a single glance.

Feared by all men who know not better to stay within their given line, adminii, moderii and forii alike. Eating sacrificial blood and harvesting the souls of the occasional defiant. He has a free pass to come and go as he pleases. He watches us all and sorts us out for later.



He is Hazer the ever watchful one,



Stand by me - King_Herpes your passionate protector

[jgordon1111]

KH, not my intention to flame him,seriously something might be wrong with Hazer.

Anyway is there a way anyone can check this out.

Nevermind I did what I should have to begin with. It seems he is taking his turns.

Sorry Hazer should have looked first.

[King_Herpes]

KH, not my intention to flame him,seriously something might be wrong with Hazer.

Anyway is there a way anyone can check this out.

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His screen name was only a costume to protect his rule. Costumes never age, people do.

These are desperate times jgordan1111, between uncontrollable war in the forums, our ancient troll's awakenings and their recent growing appetite for destruction. You mustn't mistake him for a sickly sap glued dead to the face of his monitor.

He sees everything we say don't you understand? Nothing escapes him! Not even death!!



Silently they cried for a hero,


King_Herpes - don't run from me I'm here to protect you

[Gen.LeeGettinhed]

Glad to hear that this thread worked for you Jg.

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Now in an attempt to understand/clarify K-Her's reply:
"His eyes have witnessed a thousand deaths, his ears have suffered through the cries of a thousand battles."
-This seems strange to me.
-if he heard a thousand battles, wouldn't the deaths witnessed be MORE than a thousand?
-normally "battles" implies many warriors and deaths per battle
-are these all 1v1 "battles"? -- which probably wouldn't amount to a battle, but a skirmish or fight?

Based on this possible editing error, I can only suppose that someone else was in K-Her's account and wrote that line. Surely The Man, The Myth, The Legend wouldn't make such a simple math error. Or am I wrong -- again?

[King_Herpes]

Glad to hear that this thread worked for you Jg.

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Now in an attempt to understand/clarify K-Her's reply:
"His eyes have witnessed a thousand deaths, his ears have suffered through the cries of a thousand battles."
-This seems strange to me.
-if he heard a thousand battles, wouldn't the deaths witnessed be MORE than a thousand?
-normally "battles" implies many warriors and deaths per battle
-are these all 1v1 "battles"? -- which probably wouldn't amount to a battle, but a skirmish or fight?

Based on this possible editing error, I can only suppose that someone else was in K-Her's account and wrote that line. Surely The Man, The Myth, The Legend wouldn't make such a simple math error. Or am I wrong -- again?

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Didn't anyone ever tell you? Questions are a danger to you and a burden to others.

The "battles" were domestic ones, each epics in their own respect far worse in comparison to any known war. It took many learned men and reputable scholars to create this tale, once again he is something far more than you or I could possibly even begin to understand. He wit-knowingly and with great malice of forethought did not even speak in his own thread. Think about that in itself people, he obviously knows something that we don't.



Trust me, never disturb a sleeping giant


Herpes - Feel my passion