Compliment the site owner until he acknowledges you directly

by **EagleofGreenErth** on Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:37 pm

lackattack, you are a genius for making this site, tho lets be glad we have never had a situation where you'd have to play a game here to actually defend the world.... at least you are in the 37th percentile on the scoreboard

by **natty dread** on Tue Dec 27, 2011 2:10 pm

Lackattack, I want to get under your shell.

by **Qwert** on Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:57 pm

and how much these cost? These is not for free right?

by **demonfork** on Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:04 am

by **King_Herpes** on Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:18 am

qwert wrote:and how much these cost? These is not for free right?

Nuh uh, I'll be damned if you're getting out of this one qwert. You've been truncating threads with your 'mee no spreckin' teh englaise' for a bit too long now and you have been being sloppy forgetting to cover your tracks. I've seen you understand things before!

"Daaaaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn"! That's what all the dames say when lack struts through.

by **Crazyirishman** on Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:36 am

lackattack, you're definitely the hottest one in your group

by **BigBallinStalin** on Thu Jan 19, 2012 6:46 am

lackattack, you're a busy man, and I'll try to keep it short, but my love knows no bounds as I think about you.

While compiling code for Stata, I frequently become frustrated with the surmounting challenge from my failed attempts. I pause to notice the basking glow of the computer screen caressing my hands and face, and I realize that I'm not frustrated at my failure. I'm frustrated at your lack of love for me.

Where is my Silicon Cyber Knight to attack this lack? From the Cyber High Seas, when shall he return to restore the meaning behind his username?

I just want you to know that I miss you--we all miss you, but I miss you so much more than my colleague, King_Herpes.

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:43 am

Oh well, I tried. =P

by **natty dread** on Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:14 am

BigBallinStalin wrote: =P

What equals pee?

by **BigBallinStalin** on Sun Jan 22, 2012 1:41 pm

natty_dread wrote:
BigBallinStalin wrote: =P

What equals pee?

Food.

by **King_Herpes** on Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:03 am

Dear lackattack,

I always believed in, loved and trusted you. It's the growing with the person that feeds the passion for excitement. Unveiling new areas of interest in your mind has been a puzzle I've long sought to piece together. You're as brilliant as the Sun's rays and everyone here knows it, that's the reason for all your many recent a' thread.

When I came here as you can remember, I was a broken and beaten child. Confused as to what to do with my body and my language. Angry at myself for not knowing who I was. You picked me up from off the ground, lackattack and with the spittle off your thumb, cleaned my conscious with a single motherly wipe.

At that moment, I knew someone would one day love me for all of my qualities. 'Cept, who would of thought it'd be my own penis!? Man, life sure is crazy. It's true that no amount of time can ever take away those memories we've shared. I hope we always remain close. Attached is a photograph of my recent transformation, I know you'd be proud.

I miss you so,

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ King_Herpes your passionate protector always

by **AndyDufresne** on Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:01 am

Hm, I think the GD needs a new topic to collect all these and other 'Dear' letters to other players...perhaps title it 'Earnest Letters' or something similar!

--Andy

by **KoolBak** on Tue Jan 24, 2012 12:06 pm

Lack, ol buddy....I'd eat a 'spoilt poutine fer you

by **King_Herpes** on Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:40 pm

Lack, I love it when you bite your lips and suck on strawberries. So sexy when you want to be. Grrrrr! You call me your King_TeddyBear, and when you smack my left cheek I chase you around in my underwear. Remember when I was in jail for indecent disclosure, how you always used to breath onto the plexi-glass and draw me a perfect heart? Our love is something beautiful, can't wait until you come home.