"So, I met this guy man! We smoked this funny bush he had growing there, and we got totally high

and he said... he said... uhh, hmm.
Bytheway, you know what totally bothers me? Like, when people steal stuff. And I tell, I tell 'em, don't you be taking somebody's stuff... or wife for that matter. Don't listen to anybody else man, just chill out man...
Actually, wouldn't it be awesome if we had like one day in the week where we just lay back and do nothing? Man... right on!"

(etc)
