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So, what do I win?

Postby hoytdwow on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:44 pm

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shouldn't there be a medal for this? :-s
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby trapyoung on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:46 pm

+1,000 internet cool points.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby DiM on Fri Oct 21, 2011 6:50 pm

CONGRATULATIONS you just won a LIFE. just press the logout button to claim your prize.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Stephan Wayne on Fri Oct 21, 2011 8:59 pm

Why would that be a medal?? Anyone with nothing to do but waste time could win that.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby DogAlmighty on Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:17 am

Same could be said for any medal. Including or perhaps especially the conquerer rank.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Crazyirishman on Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:44 pm

You've earned and imprssive 9/16 inches onto you e-penis, I hope you use it well
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby jleonnn on Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:37 am

Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them :D But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Crazyirishman on Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:48 am

jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them :D But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.


Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Findolphin on Mon Oct 24, 2011 4:23 pm

Man, when are you lot going to turn Metric? There's nowt like 568 milliliters of cold beer. Well, except 1,156 milliliters of the same.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby squishyg on Mon Oct 24, 2011 9:45 pm

I think that's worth at least 20 Becky points.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby jleonnn on Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:58 pm

Crazyirishman wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them :D But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.


Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis

That sounds pevertic...
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Robinette on Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:16 am

Crazyirishman wrote:
jleonnn wrote:Not to spoil the party but HighlanderAttack's done 3 times more games and there are currently 82 players that have completed more than 10,000 games. I'm proud to say I'm one of them :D But going by the previous posts, I'm guessin' it means I've wasted a good part of my life in front of the com.


Yes, that is why HA gets 3* 9/16 or 1 and 11/16 inches onto his e-penis, as well as the other 82 players get e-penage according to how many games they have completed. I for example have completed about 13.5% of this feat , so I get about .076 or just a tad under 5/64 inches to my e-penis



good thing i have averaged only about 10 games per month, and therefore have no e-penis.
i don't HAVE an e-penis, i don't WANT an e-penis, and you need to keep YOUR e-penis's to yourselves.



Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby DogAlmighty on Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:49 am

Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.
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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby AndyDufresne on Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:50 am

DogAlmighty wrote:Not to worry dear, for the brave and steadfast doer of such feats certainly the e-boob to e-butt respective ratio would be aestheticlly symetrical. Luckily they've gone and made a format 37-24-38 which translates to colloquial as 'that's dynamite, baby!'

Not to mention that of feeling having accomplished something.

It sounds like we are building an e-body as a reward to such accomplishments. Or maybe just the naughty parts of one.


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Re: So, what do I win?

Postby Crazyirishman on Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:56 pm

Robinette wrote:
Actually, i have a question... lets say i had played 10,000 games,
would i then have gianormous eboobs, or a humungous ebutt ?

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Great question Robinette. E-genitaila are not resticted to e-penises, but also include e-vulva, buttocks, and breasts. After completing the number you have, you've earn at least an inch onto your e bust and some junk to that e-trunk. This of corse does not factor in all of your forum posts or pictures, which add (or substract if you prefer it that way) a considerable amount onto your e-appendages!
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