seeing as how every other douche on cc is allowed to post one of these stupid topics, i want free premium. i can offer: my points (but don't tell anyone), a number for someone who can help you with anything (seriously, anything. sex slaves, animals, drugs, planes, guns, you name it), and obviously, a year's worth of gratitude
so pony up and loosen those wallets you penny pinching ______ (insert something that is considered bannable there)
