BOZ? uuhhhh naaah I don't want to be involved in your weird Charlies angels fantasy. I mean, Farah is gone and all but dude no one can replace her bro. I don't care how good you feather your hair; those hot pants do NOT look good on you bro.
Say what you want about me and Clint. I don't care... We're cool, and we both live in one of the most coveted pieces of real estate in CA. While you are stuck in some meat grinder of a town. I get your whole angle where you can turn anything into phallic imagery and penis jokes. And I could easily go there but I'm past that Natty. I'm 27 now not 15. I know when I use all those big words and brilliant arguements against GL fakes, it makes your head hurt, but thats no excuse to keep your smack talk at a pubescent level.
ME... i'm in the next epoch of smackery. I've come a long way from F-bombs, name calling, and sexual inuendo. I'm the one everyone has their eye on. People read my smack and take notes. Eventually I will be a forum topic in CC. Sure, I'll have haters, but people all over the world are gonna know BOSTONGUITAH.
I HAVE A DREAM...that one day people will open up the game chat log with great smack and a fire blazing in their eyes to belittle anyone who is beneath them. A CC WITHOUT WHACK STATEMENTS LIKE GOOD LUCK. I have a dream today. Where CC boys and CC girls spit smack so keen, so vicious, that it rids CC of all unintelligent mental defectives such as yourselves.