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Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby shieldgenerator7 on Thu May 12, 2011 6:13 pm

Well we've all heard some about why the dice are the way they are. That doesn't mean we believe it. We all think the dice are the way they are for other reasons. (this is where you post your non-sensical explanations of the dice)

I think the dice are controlled by an AI being called "neutral player". he watches everygame all the time. He decides whether he wants one player to win or the other one, and tries to make things interesting, purely for his pleasure. He makes the dice stats even out in the end to make it appear that he isn't controlling them, when in fact he is. Who is that eliminates players with nuclear spoils? It's nuetral player. Who eliminates players with killer neutrals? It's neutral player. And Who controls the dice. Again, It's neutral player. It's lack's pet AI that controls the games.

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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby owenshooter on Thu May 12, 2011 7:40 pm

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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby knapper on Thu May 12, 2011 7:46 pm

neutral territories frighten me.

they just...sit there.

waiting.
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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby MeanestBossEver on Thu May 12, 2011 7:55 pm

shieldgenerator7 wrote:It's lack's pet AI that controls the games.


Completely untrue. Lack is personally updating individual dice rolls for his own entertainment. That's actually the cause for some recent slowness. He's got to approve every roll before it's returned from the server.
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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby frankiebee on Thu May 12, 2011 8:10 pm

The dice is controlled by swedish chef.
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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby rdsrds2120 on Thu May 12, 2011 8:41 pm

Alright, I fess up! If I've ever not liked you for some reason, I shoot lack a PM and say "give this person a miserable day". You don't know how busy I am some days!

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Re: Dice Conspiracy Theories

Postby Commander9 on Thu May 12, 2011 8:49 pm

rdsrds2120 wrote:Alright, I fess up! If I've ever not liked you for some reason, I shoot lack a PM and say "give this person a miserable day". You don't know how busy I am some days!

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