Well we've all heard some about why the dice are the way they are. That doesn't mean we believe it. We all think the dice are the way they are for other reasons. (this is where you post your non-sensical explanations of the dice)
I think the dice are controlled by an AI being called "neutral player". he watches everygame all the time. He decides whether he wants one player to win or the other one, and tries to make things interesting, purely for his pleasure. He makes the dice stats even out in the end to make it appear that he isn't controlling them, when in fact he is. Who is that eliminates players with nuclear spoils? It's nuetral player. Who eliminates players with killer neutrals? It's neutral player. And Who controls the dice. Again, It's neutral player. It's lack's pet AI that controls the games.
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