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U Mad?

Postby Dibbun on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:31 am

So, a confession: I'm not very good at Risk. Sooooooo why do I play?

I am incredibly amused by the intense anger which comes out of some of you :lol:

Check out this game: Game 8847126

In it, GeneralAnestetic, a general noob, manages to eliminate a member of my team on his first turn and proudly proclaims his glee in the chat. Through teamwork, we have been able to encroach on his position, which has led to some butthurt.

2011-04-18 00:20:54 - GeneralAnestetic: BOOYAH

2011-04-21 22:22:05 - GeneralAnestetic: whatever ridiculous dice
2011-04-21 22:22:50 - GeneralAnestetic: if my teammates weren't retards & you didn't get insane dice i had this game in the bag.

2011-04-21 22:31:40 - Dibbun: cry more noob
2011-04-21 22:32:02 - Dibbun: oh and BOOYAH

Oh and how this comment led to massive butthurt! (I've censored some of the words, check my wall for the uncensored version)

dogs*** no skill peabrain. by GeneralAnestetic on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:46 pm

suck your mother's warty c***. by GeneralAnestetic on Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Ahahhahahahha I can just see him furiously typing away, acting like an internet tough guy.

Basically any time someone complains about dice, drop, or cards, I know that they're a no-talent farming hack who will absolutely cry a river should a low ranking player like myself outclass them on the battlefield.

Cry more, GeneralAnestetic. Your tears are delicious.
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:48 am

I get really pissy if I'm tired and have bad dice.

WARNING: Very bad language

Game 8732446

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Re: U Mad?

Postby Army of GOD on Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:49 am

The funniest thing about that is that he wasn't saying anything yet I was getting mad at him. I have to learn to not play speed games if I'm over-tired.
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Victor Sullivan on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:13 am

:lol: I literally laughed out loud at that guy's "gg". You were like cussing it up and he ends up saying "good game" at the end! Watch him give you straight 5 stars! :lol:
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Re: U Mad?

Postby kabuki.mono on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:13 am

Army of GOD wrote:I get really pissy if I'm tired and have bad dice.

WARNING: Very bad language

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:lol: :lol: :lol: that's obscene! :shock:

I don't tend to take CC too seriously unless I'm on one of these streaks where the God's just don't want me to win or CC - either way :evil: then I may talk a little too much :lol:
Oh O.P don't listen to General Anasthetic . he's a muppet! complete one at that too :D
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Dibbun on Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:33 am

Army of GOD wrote:I get really pissy if I'm tired and have bad dice.

WARNING: Very bad language

Game 8732446

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Omg I lmfao'd... I would have definitely rated you 5 stars for that due to the sheer hilarity!
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Re: U Mad?

Postby natty dread on Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:14 am

from a recent game of mine:

2011-04-18 11:57:56 - natty_dread: f*ck you dice"!#¤"#%¤"#(%23


This happened after I was 1 troop away from eliminating cyan. Luckily, green kinda blew it, he managed to kill cyan but not me, so next turn I cashed and killed green and won the game.
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:24 pm

I like this thread!
Can you imagine playing these people in real life? The family/friend games must be such a bonding experience!
I see you've met General Anestetic, isn't he a charmer?
Seriously though, how many people who get sand kicked into their faces at the beach play on here?
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Haggis_McMutton on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:28 pm

When I start being mad, I stop myself and be awesome instead.

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Re: U Mad?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:42 pm

That's a very good policy lol.
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Re: U Mad?

Postby jigger1986 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:56 pm

Haggis_McMutton wrote:When I start being mad, I stop myself and be awesome instead.

true story.


That was legen.....wait for it..........
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Re: U Mad?

Postby jigger1986 on Fri Apr 22, 2011 10:56 pm

dary!
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Funkyterrance on Fri Apr 22, 2011 11:03 pm

Agh! Double Post! Double Post!
Watch out someone may blow the whistle on you :lol: .
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Re: U Mad?

Postby natty dread on Sat Apr 23, 2011 3:03 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Agh! Double Post! Double Post!
Watch out someone may blow the whistle on you :lol: .


No they won't. :roll:
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Re: U Mad?

Postby Funkyterrance on Sat Apr 23, 2011 12:14 pm

Yea, was attempt at humor. Someone pmed me recently (not a mod) telling me how dangerous it was to double post and that I shouldn't do it or I could pay the ultimate price: a vacation from cc! :o
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Re: U Mad?

Postby DoomYoshi on Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:32 am

Funkyterrance wrote:Yea, was attempt at humor. Someone pmed me recently (not a mod) telling me how dangerous it was to double post and that I shouldn't do it or I could pay the ultimate price: a vacation from cc! :o

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