The Dice-Bitch Thread to End All Dice-Bitch Threads

by **jimboston** on Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:10 pm

Just kidding.

I am sure people will continue to create new threads with "unique" and "creative" ways to bitch about bad dice.

by **Beckytheblondie** on Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:13 pm

Good joke. :roll:

Now they can blame you for bad dice. :lol:

by **Timminz** on Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:34 pm

I miss the days when they would merge all the dice threads.

I guess they need to let them be these days, in order to make the GD look alive and well.

by **Yoda Skywalker** on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:05 am

We'll see what happens. I've strongly recomended that the person who has controll of dice and how random they are/aren't rig it such a way that it would be a Royal Pain In The Ass for that person to get them unrigged (unless he's a computer genius or something.)

by **BrutalBob** on Wed Apr 07, 2010 3:13 am

Maybe next April fools day we could see every attacker lose all dice roll, or every dice that is rolled for the entire day is a 4.

That would be pretty funny.

by **jimboston** on Wed Apr 07, 2010 12:29 pm

Timminz wrote:I miss the days when they would merge all the dice threads.

I guess they need to let them be these days, in order to make the GD look alive and well.

Based on the number of dice-bitch threads we see... i think merging them would be a full-time job.

by **jimboston** on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:35 pm

Necro-Bump

This is the oldest reference to the term "dice bitch"... though you see I originally had that little "-" between the two words.

I looked and see older posts that have both the words "dice" and "bitch" in a post... but not together as a new unique term.

by **owenshooter** on Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:05 am

Timminz wrote:I miss the days when they would merge all the dice threads.

I guess they need to let them be these days, in order to make the GD look alive and well.

i asked a mod why they didn't do this anymore and i was told that they had never done it in the past... good ol' jr. mint mod squad...-the black jesus

p.s.-i love the sticky being ignored at the top of the GD about dice... it is so damn important, it just needed to sit there instead of already drifting off the first page...

by **jimboston** on Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:11 am

Owen, have you (as the Black Jesus) blessed the use of the term "dice bitch" as an adjective?

How would you think it best used as a noun?
i.e. What can we call people who bitch about the dice?

Are they "Dice Bitchers" or "Dice Bitches"?

by **Georgerx7di** on Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:28 pm

The dice are too random.

by **Predatorius** on Tue Dec 21, 2010 9:28 am

The new 'winter holiday' dice scheme CLEARLY causes even worse dice!!!

Terrible!

by **legionbuck** on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:26 am

Merging the threads won't end the bitching...but making the "adjusted dice" FAIR WOULD !!!!! If you haven't voted in the poll that's open . do so...

by **clapper011** on Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:28 am

owenshooter wrote:
Timminz wrote:I miss the days when they would merge all the dice threads.

I guess they need to let them be these days, in order to make the GD look alive and well.

i asked a mod why they didn't do this anymore and i was told that they had never done it in the past... good ol' jr. mint mod squad...-the black jesus

p.s.-i love the sticky being ignored at the top of the GD about dice... it is so damn important, it just needed to sit there instead of already drifting off the first page...

it will drift off the first page after the 15th of january

by **natty dread** on Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:38 pm

legionbuck wrote:Merging the threads won't end the bitching...but making the "adjusted dice" FAIR WOULD !!!!! If you haven't voted in the poll that's open . do so...

Boo hoo. The dice are already fair. Get over it.