Peanut Butter returns

[trinicardinal]

The latest reports are that peanut butter has returned to the forum. It disappeared sometime earlier this week and was apparently claimed to have been stolen by a rusty truck. It has since been spotted on numerous occasions in the forums, live chat and other places which I cannot utter in public. It is unclear, however, whether any has been returned to lackattack and considering the reports that it was last seen in the possession of one jakewilliams it is likely that lackattack will not want to see peanut butter again.

We will continue to monitor this story and will keep you updated as further information comes to hand.


This has been a report from your roving correspondent for CC News.

[Optimus Prime]

All reports of peanut butter returns can be safely assumed as false and detrimental to your personal safety.

The so-called "Rusty Truck Bandit" is most assuredly still at large and in control of all peanut butter deposits in the greater Canadian area. The horror, fear, and mayhem shall continue until the demands of the "Rusty Truck Bandit" are met in full. Anything less will result in greater consequences than have already been laid at the feet of the grand turtle.

[InsomniaRed]

Even if it has not been returned, it has definitely been smuggled into Live Chat during the past week. If you want to know where to get your peanut butter cheap, come to Live Chat.


Passcode is: jakewilliams needs peanut butter at the exit.


Keep this hush hush, please.

[Ace Rimmer]