Help Me Pharm

[trapyoung]

Attention All: Instead of going about this behind the scenes, I'd like to create a thread where I request advice and volunteers to help me reach new great internet heights! Now I'm not sure how best to go about this, but I'd like to Farm but do it legitimately... Pharm... Playing Honestly, Abiding Rules Mostly.

Now I've seen some hubbub about certain members who have jazzed up their rank through questionable means. I'm looking at you Conquerors past and present and the forum-vacationing member that rhymes with Clobber. But I need help, should I find three of my lowest ranked compadres and play something like Pelo Wars? Should I just find one mate, take his password, and win Oasis to my heart's desire? Are older maps like Circus Maximus were the goodies are or should I look towards something like City Mogul and perhaps buy a mouse so I can freestyle it up?

So who's up for the challenge! I'd be satisfied with adding an additional 6,000 points so I can star in some top 5 lists and acquire the title of Supreme Conqueror (trademark-pending). So gang, is it the map, is it the game style, or am I just gallivanting around with the wrong Odd Fellows? Any and all advice is appreciated.

Also, do not worry good friends. Your deeds will not go unnoticed. Whenever someone says, "There goes trapyoung, the Supreme Conqueror" I will reply, "Lest ye not forget those peons I trampled over to get here, the cooks and cadets who made this ascension ever so possible. We drink to them tonight, but not near my laptop because if any of my keys get stuck I may not be able to use my site add-ons as efficiently and quickly as before." An epic toast that would echo through the halls of the site for ever more.

[Army of GOD]

How about we both make multis and just play dubs with them?

[ljex]

My personal thoughts are that if you have the time to think of Pharp (Playing Honestly, Abiding Rules Mostly) you have enough time come up with a method of doing so by yourself .

[elfish_lad]

I will do my best here mate:

a) make a new map that no one can understand but you, not even your hippie brothers get it;

b) take 6 hours out of your life and make 10,000 games on same said map with settings only you understand;

c) walk down to the local "cool and hip place where 17 year olds hang out" (probably the local drive in A&W restaurant) and hand out "sign up for CC and you might get virtual sex in game chat" with a direct link to your games;

d) spend the next six week winning 86% of those games, ranking up to the top of the leader board, and bitching about the dice for the 14% of the games you lost;

e) bask in the adoration of your rabid fans who applaud the accomplishments of your CC mastery and then... wait... let me do a count here... erm... okay, I think that would be eight people. Eight would would think you're cool. Is that worth it?

Damn straight. I would lurv to have eight people (virtual or otherwise) who think I'm cool.

Good luck.

E.

[Georgerx7di]

I'm Jeff Johnson and I approve of this thread.

[trapyoung]

if you have the time to think of Pharp

Pharp'ing is the opposite of what I want to do. Pretending Honesty And Really Perverting Justice. The J is both silent and invisible.

[AAFitz]

I doubt many here are qualified enough to help with the Pharming that would help you most.

[AAFitz]

d) spend the next six week winning 86% of those games, ranking up to the top of the leader board, and bitching about the dice for the 14% of the games you lost;
E.

2010-03-28 18:22:41 - elfish_lad: no dice for me
2010-03-28 18:25:02 - DowndStarFighter: on this map; u either get the dice or u don't
2010-03-28 18:27:46 - DowndStarFighter: not over yet
2010-03-28 18:29:36 - elfish_lad: actually, on ANY map you either get the dice or u don't...

[trapyoung]

Didn't you quit the site? Who's the stalker now. Kthxbye!

[elfish_lad]

d) spend the next six week winning 86% of those games, ranking up to the top of the leader board, and bitching about the dice for the 14% of the games you lost;
E.

2010-03-28 18:22:41 - elfish_lad: no dice for me
2010-03-28 18:25:02 - DowndStarFighter: on this map; u either get the dice or u don't
2010-03-28 18:27:46 - DowndStarFighter: not over yet
2010-03-28 18:29:36 - elfish_lad: actually, on ANY map you either get the dice or u don't...

Heh. A classic drunk game chat offering from the Elf. Cheers mate! lol

E.

[AAFitz]

d) spend the next six week winning 86% of those games, ranking up to the top of the leader board, and bitching about the dice for the 14% of the games you lost;
E.

2010-03-28 18:22:41 - elfish_lad: no dice for me
2010-03-28 18:25:02 - DowndStarFighter: on this map; u either get the dice or u don't
2010-03-28 18:27:46 - DowndStarFighter: not over yet
2010-03-28 18:29:36 - elfish_lad: actually, on ANY map you either get the dice or u don't...

Heh. A classic drunk game chat offering from the Elf. Cheers mate! lol

E.

Well, your dice rantings are much less well, rantings than some of mine, safe to say.

[AAFitz]

Didn't you quit the site? Who's the stalker now. Kthxbye!

Id say it was still you. That was only one post. And if you didnt accuse me of stalking, the last.

[trapyoung]

How about you searching Elf's games to find a quote to impeach him with? Ttyl, gfy.

[AAFitz]

How about you searching Elf's games to find a quote to impeach him with? Ttyl, gfy.

You mean that rather benign post he made in chat about the dice deciding the game, well all games, after making a comment about people bitching about the dice deciding their games? Or my subsequent post that admits his dice complaints were far more reasonable than most of mine? That "impeachment"?

I do apologize if you somehow are crazy enough to assume that was somehow stalking you or even about you in even a small way. WtfffsRotflmaostmyff!

[trapyoung]

I doubt many here are qualified enough to help with the Pharming that would help you most.

'Nuff said. Quit trolling, start filling out your paperwork and preparing for your exit interview. Just because I've written stuff about what you've said does not mean I'm your friend so go home Lassie, you're not my dog and I don't want you. Run along now.

[AAFitz]

I doubt many here are qualified enough to help with the Pharming that would help you most.

'Nuff said. Quit trolling, start filling out your paperwork and preparing for your exit interview. Just because I've written stuff about what you've said does not mean I'm your friend so go home Lassie, you're not my dog and I don't want you. Run along now.

Well, again, you accused me of stalking you after this one statement, and for statements that did not involve you in any way. Its been you trolling since, and I have only replied to your direct accusations. If you stop throwing out such easy bones, im sure the dogs will stop following.

[eddie2]

lol

I tried this one once and got told i was baiting.

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=445&t=121718&p=2679309#p2679309

All i done was highlight the player that made it obvious that you could do it.

[trapyoung]

OMG I NEED THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING! ...does anyone love me yet?

[AAFitz]

OMG I NEED THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING! ...does anyone love me yet?

Finally an actual funny post. I agree this has gone on for long enough. Anytime you want the chance to pham me on some freestyle games just let me know.

[trapyoung]

OMG I NEED THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING! ...does anyone love me yet?

Finally an actual funny post. I agree this has gone on for long enough. Anytime you want the chance to pham me on some freestyle games just let me know.

The "don't let the door hit you in the intensity cubes on the way out" post was hilarious. It referenced you leaving, your complaint about the dice and modified a well-known insult to apply in CC. Quite the win.

As for freestyle, maybe. When I visit my brothers they have clickies and a mouse so potentially then. I on the other hand have a shit Dell with a touch pad. Not the most adept device to play freestyle.

[AAFitz]

OMG I NEED THE LAST WORD ON EVERYTHING! ...does anyone love me yet?

Finally an actual funny post. I agree this has gone on for long enough. Anytime you want the chance to pham me on some freestyle games just let me know.

The "don't let the door hit you in the intensity cubes on the way out" post was hilarious. It referenced you leaving, your complaint about the dice and modified a well-known insult to apply in CC. Quite the win.

As for freestyle, maybe. When I visit my brothers they have clickies and a mouse so potentially then. I on the other hand have a shit Dell with a touch pad. Not the most adept device to play freestyle.

NP, I saw you played freestyle or I wouldnt have asked. As far as your intensity cubes joke being hilarious, well, I suppose the pharms will make lots of things hilarious.

[SirSebstar]

I think its above all a single-minded dedication, a keen mind and a grasp of how things work and could be.
E.g. the OP named several settings, maps and playstyles. each of these could bring you to be CC finest. next to that is picking your opponents.
All old adagiums in war, choose your place time and whatever you can think of in your favour and go for it.

I do not think someone can play 8 player public flat rate seq terminator on say classic and become conqueror, not in this stage and day.

[eddie2]

I think its above all a single-minded dedication, a keen mind and a grasp of how things work and could be.
E.g. the OP named several settings, maps and playstyles. each of these could bring you to be CC finest. next to that is picking your opponents.
All old adagiums in war, choose your place time and whatever you can think of in your favour and go for it.

I do not think someone can play 8 player public flat rate seq terminator on say classic and become conqueror, not in this stage and day.

now 8 player jamaica terminator you could