Yo, what's up with...

[gcwca_4_life]

You can get a medal for nuke spoils, but none of the others. Kinda sad.

[gcwca_4_life]

Btw, I'm out of beer, and can't play CC without it. jefjef, restock my fridge!

[jefjef]

Nuclear medals are for legalized farming.

Beer? Have you ever heard of...

[ open on two Housesitters entering dingy-looking house ]

Housesitter #1: [ disgusted ] This is a great housesitting job you found.. this place is a dump!

Housesitter #2: Just wait'll you see the pool.

[ they reach the pool, whch is dirty and empty ]

Housesitter #1: [ further disgusted ] No water!

[ Housesitter #2 grins slyly, then turns a faucet on and fills the pool. Dirty water starts to drip from the pipe, but suddenly the dirty pool is transformed into a sparkling paradise, as five heavily-pumped gay men rise from the water. ]

Guy In Pool: You two look like you need to get wet!

Housesitters: [ looking up to the heavens ] Thank you!

[ flash on Schmitt's Gay logo on the front of a bottle ]

[ intercut shots of crotch areas of the gay men, as the Housesitters scream excitedly ]

[ various scenes of the Housesitters engaged in activities with the gay pool guys are seen - drinking, videotaping, doing the congo, etc. ]

Announcer: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.

[ cut to Housesitters massaging the pool guys ]

Housesitter #1: I think I'm gonna like housesitting..

Housesitter #2: Uh.. yeah!

[mviola]

Nuclear medals are for legalized farming.

Beer? Have you ever heard of...

[ open on two Housesitters entering dingy-looking house ]

Housesitter #1: [ disgusted ] This is a great housesitting job you found.. this place is a dump!

Housesitter #2: Just wait'll you see the pool.

[ they reach the pool, whch is dirty and empty ]

Housesitter #1: [ further disgusted ] No water!

[ Housesitter #2 grins slyly, then turns a faucet on and fills the pool. Dirty water starts to drip from the pipe, but suddenly the dirty pool is transformed into a sparkling paradise, as five heavily-pumped gay men rise from the water. ]

Guy In Pool: You two look like you need to get wet!

Housesitters: [ looking up to the heavens ] Thank you!

[ flash on Schmitt's Gay logo on the front of a bottle ]

[ intercut shots of crotch areas of the gay men, as the Housesitters scream excitedly ]

[ various scenes of the Housesitters engaged in activities with the gay pool guys are seen - drinking, videotaping, doing the congo, etc. ]

Announcer: If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.

[ cut to Housesitters massaging the pool guys ]

Housesitter #1: I think I'm gonna like housesitting..

Housesitter #2: Uh.. yeah!

Watching SNL, I see