DISASTER AVOIDED! Ljex power outage threat has been averted!

by **owenshooter** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:59 pm

Commander62890 wrote:All right. Sorry about setting a bad precedent. It was a bit of a freak accident today; it happened around 3 pm, and there were not many mods around. I really tried for a long time to get a hold of one. And, to make you happy, next time I'll pm his whole discussions team and hope for the best.

go in peace with my blessings, my son... you have learned from the err of your ways... the black jesus loves you...-the black jesus

p.s.-joined your game, thanks for the invite...

by **ljex** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:27 pm

Thanks to all who helped and sorry to all those this effected (affected?) in a negative way i probably should have tried to enlist commanders help earlier so that he could just pm all of the people who know my password, however what started as them saying it would only take 2 hours to fix became a day long loss of power.

Also if you ever need to find out who is online and showing their status just hit the forum tab and scroll to the bottom, it lists all online users so a thread or checking profiles is not really necessary.

by **the.killing.44** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:33 pm

affected, ijex, affected

by **ljex** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:35 pm

the.killing.44 wrote:affected, ijex, affected

I had no idea which one it was and have always had problems with using them at the wrong time, sorry

by **the.killing.44** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 8:36 pm

e - noun
a - verb

by **jefjef** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:07 pm

DISASTER AVOIDED!

US president Barack Obama has declared that the ljex power outage and missed turns threat has been averted.

Obama says "CC mods have taken significant measures to address the global world domination game missed turns disaster" and "We have learned from the BP oil disaster that we must respond quickly, directly and effectively to reduce residual damage from disasters such as this".

by **ljex** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:09 pm

jefjef wrote:DISASTER AVOIDED!

US president Barack Obama has declared that the ljex power outage and missed turns threat has been averted.

Obama says "CC mods have taken significant measures to address the global world domination game missed turns disaster" and "We have learned from the BP oil disaster that we must respond quickly, directly and effectively to reduce residual damage from disasters such as this".

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:32 pm

I just hope you and ijex won those games commander...

by **MegasWoman** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:44 pm

Army of GOD wrote:I just hope you and ijex won those games commander...

ok...is that a POKIMAN?

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 9:59 pm

Is what a who-a-mon?

by **Commander62890** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:44 pm

Seriously, AoG, I get your Avatar. But wtf is your sig? All I see is Slowpoke and rainbow. And it's flying. And wtf is the tail?

I've only seen two games where Ljex missed: Game 7203552 and Game 7203551, but I'm sure there's more; I just haven't taken my turn in those, yet.

A gift for Legion

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:48 pm

............

by **Commander62890** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:51 pm

Well, that doesn't help...

Google images: "Rainbow Slowpoke..." Top left.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=rainbow%20slowpoke&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

Thanks for the memories, AoG

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:54 pm

lol

That was going to be my avatar soon...

by **Commander62890** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:55 pm

Do it, I dare you. [-o<

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 10:58 pm

Can't yet, Pikapoke still has a few days.

by **Commander62890** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:00 pm

Only if it's already level 20. No cheating.

by **Commander62890** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:02 pm

wow. no more poképosts here, please. this is fucked up.

Either let this thread die (

) or post about the miraculous saving of Ljex's account!

by **Army of GOD** on Tue Jun 29, 2010 11:11 pm

by **jefjef** on Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:16 am

BREAKING NEWS

According to various CC threads, Andy Dufresne has appointed a transgender mod as senior investigator for the Conquer Club ljex missed turns incident – but Optimus Prime is refusing to confirm the appointment.

The mod, now known as "Deep throat", is said to have been appointed senior investigative adviser. He/she purportedly began working the case today.

The CC administration has not officially announced the appointment or responded to jefjef's calls and pm messages requesting confirmation of the appointment.

But in a pm sent by an undercover conquer clubber (multi) it is being reported that "The first transgender mod appointee to CC, deep throat, will have unlimited access to all accounts with passwords and have unlimited ban powers that will be randomly and viciously exercised if it is discovered to be a "points grab" conspiracy and not just an unfortunate power outage".

It is rumored that it was an inside job and all mods were conveniently unavailable during the height of the crises.

ljex had only this to say in re of the investigation: