by AndyDufresne on Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:10 pm
Sometimes, when we see you are online, elcameron, I hoist a flag over my head, which in turn scares off a flock of pigeons with weight attached to their feet, the pigeons then fly due North, after 30 minutes of flight, each one simultaneously releases the weight which falls down onto a teeter-totter in a non-descript park, on the opposite end of the teeter-totter is a small child named Reub, once the weight hits the teeter-totter Reub then flies into the air screaming as loud as he can, this scream then begins to shatter precariously placed wine glasses located on a park bench, once the glasses break and shatter, the shards cut various kite string lines attached to weather balloons, the balloons then take off toward the sky, each balloon is fitted with a small model boat motor which propels the balloons North, after another 3 hours of travel a time release mechanism is turned on and it slowly lets air out of the balloons which in turn makes them descend to the ground, once the balloons hit the ground they land in a small kindling fire, the fire then increases in intensity and as the fire burns it gradually sets aflame a miniature rocket wick, the rocket then takes off traveling North once more, after 1 minute of travel a parachute is deployed, while falling to the ground below, a small stolen truck carrying chickens maneuvers into place as the rocket parachutes into the back of the truck, the truck then takes off at a speed of 70 mph heading North, after another 1 hour of travel it reaches the Canadian border, where it is stopped and searched, the Canadian border patrol then seizes the stolen chickens, while on route to base HQ one of the chickens then escapes and scampers along the highway dodging oncoming traffic and heads into an alleyway in a small China town district, there the chicken is promptly scooped up by a head chef and executed in the alleyway, at the same time Lack strolls into the restaurant at the same time and sits at the same table, then after a few minutes of preparation and cooking the head chef then serves the delicacy of General Tso's Chicken to a hungry awaiting Lack, as Lack then finishes his meal a small fortune cookie is brought out and set upon his table, Lack then opens the cookie and reads the fortune inside, a special printed fortune just for him, which reads 'Make all Defender Dice 6 6 for a day, thanks', Lack then writes himself a memo to make all games impossible to win for that particular day.
On second thought, I guess I could just call him...hm...where did I put that number?
--Andy
