Janiv?

[Dancing Mustard]

Pimp: Who the f*ck is he?
Juggernaut: I dunno, he better not be fucking Juggernaut Pussy though.
Pimp: Juggernaut, I got a feeling there is something seriously wrong with you.


So who is this new moderating dude (Code Junkie, whatever)? And why hasn't he made our acquiantance yet? Bring him out and make him wave to the assembled populace, it has been the way of our people for generations.

[Optimus Prime]

Actually, he's my brother-in-law.

And no, I'm not making that up.

[Dancing Mustard]

Keep talking. There is more to this tale than we yet know, and it is the will of the forum that your knowledge is disclosed to us.

[Optimus Prime]

If the will of the masses demands it, so shall it be.....

Janiv is a warrior of mythic proportions, his deeds are known around the world as he sweeps through nations defending the weak, and defeating the unjust and immoral. His legend flies far and wide as he fights for the justice that all search for over entire lifetimes.

His mission here: To instruct the members of Team CC in his epic battle skills so that soon all of us, will be atop the scoreboard, and all of you will be left as dust at our feet.

You will squirm in fear as he unleashes his otherworldly dice rolling powers upon you, and you will beg for mercy as he leaves you beaten and bloodied across the maps of this great site.

Fear him, for if you do not, it will be the last decision you ever make.

[MOBAJOBG]

k, I'll take a rain check.

[Optimus Prime]

k, I'll take a rain check.