Conquer Club

I am willing to mentor Generals in team games. Here are my requirements.

1. You must listen
2. You must give me ten dollars.
3. You must bow down in allegiance to me, and hence forth call me "great one".
4. You also have to use game chat, (I don't know why you people like clicking back and fourth between one window and another with msn).
5. You must send me fifty dollars. OK the ten wasn't enough, so I bumped it up.
6. I can't think of six, but I really want to have ten rules.
7. You must also play 1v1's on doodle against me, at least 10 at a time.
8. You must make 1 thread a day telling everyone about my greatness.
9. You must have an IQ over 121 (that's 1 higher than prime wants : P)
10. OK, make it eighty dollars.

Georgerx7di wrote:I am willing to mentor Generals in team games. Here are my requirements.

1. You must listen
2. You must give me ten dollars.
3. You must bow down in allegiance to me, and hence forth call me "great one".
4. You also have to use game chat, (I don't know why you people like clicking back and fourth between one window and another with msn).
5. You must send me fifty dollars. OK the ten wasn't enough, so I bumped it up.
6. I can't think of six, but I really want to have ten rules.
7. You must also play 1v1's on doodle against me, at least 10 at a time.
8. You must make 1 thread a day telling everyone about my greatness.
9. You must have an IQ over 121 (that's 1 higher than prime wants : P)
10. OK, make it eighty dollars.

I accept your offer, contingent on the following slight rule modifications:

New:
a. I'm a major, not a general (although I'm generally amazing, if that counts)
b. I'm very susceptible to flattery. Every conversation must contain compliments!

Existing:
1. Acceptable.
2. Let's barter.
3. The address is acceptable, the bowing is problematic. You will in turn refer to me as hot or amazing (or both!). As in, "hey, hot and amazing foxglove"
4. Acceptable. I will let you know when to make yourself available, at times that are convenient for me.
5. See #2.
6. Questionable, but ok.
7. Hmmm. I would prefer doodle quads.
8. I can post once a day in the general congratulations thread.
9. Acceptable. (And I assume that by prime, you mean prism!)
10. See #2.

Foxglove wrote:

Georgerx7di wrote:I am willing to mentor Generals in team games. Here are my requirements.

1. You must listen
2. You must give me ten dollars.
3. You must bow down in allegiance to me, and hence forth call me "great one".
4. You also have to use game chat, (I don't know why you people like clicking back and fourth between one window and another with msn).
5. You must send me fifty dollars. OK the ten wasn't enough, so I bumped it up.
6. I can't think of six, but I really want to have ten rules.
7. You must also play 1v1's on doodle against me, at least 10 at a time.
8. You must make 1 thread a day telling everyone about my greatness.
9. You must have an IQ over 121 (that's 1 higher than prime wants : P)
10. OK, make it eighty dollars.

I accept your offer, contingent on the following slight rule modifications:

New:
a. I'm a major, not a general (although I'm generally amazing, if that counts)
b. I'm very susceptible to flattery. Every conversation must contain compliments!

Existing:
1. Acceptable.
2. Let's barter.
3. The address is acceptable, the bowing is problematic. You will in turn refer to me as hot or amazing (or both!). As in, "hey, hot and amazing foxglove"
4. Acceptable. I will let you know when to make yourself available, at times that are convenient for me.
5. See #2.
6. Questionable, but ok.
7. Hmmm. I would prefer doodle quads.
8. I can post once a day in the general congratulations thread.
9. Acceptable. (And I assume that by prime, you mean prism!)
10. See #2.

Well my amazingly hot friend, I think we can work out a deal.

To be fair to me, Bruce made that thread without my knowledge at all, but good one nonetheless.

prismsaber wrote:To be fair to me, Bruce made that thread without my knowledge at all, but good one nonetheless.

Lol, I know. I saw the post. Just busting your chops, and bruce's.

Georgerx7di wrote:I am willing to mentor Generals in team games. Here are my requirements.

1. You must listen
2. You must give me ten dollars.
3. You must bow down in allegiance to me, and hence forth call me "great one".
4. You also have to use game chat, (I don't know why you people like clicking back and fourth between one window and another with msn).
5. You must send me fifty dollars. OK the ten wasn't enough, so I bumped it up.
6. I can't think of six, but I really want to have ten rules.
7. You must also play 1v1's on doodle against me, at least 10 at a time.
8. You must make 1 thread a day telling everyone about my greatness.
9. You must have an IQ over 121 (that's 1 higher than prime wants : P)
10. OK, make it eighty dollars.

Ill be happy to teach you george, and I wont make you do half of those things

AAFitz wrote:

Georgerx7di wrote:I am willing to mentor Generals in team games. Here are my requirements.

1. You must listen
2. You must give me ten dollars.
3. You must bow down in allegiance to me, and hence forth call me "great one".
4. You also have to use game chat, (I don't know why you people like clicking back and fourth between one window and another with msn).
5. You must send me fifty dollars. OK the ten wasn't enough, so I bumped it up.
6. I can't think of six, but I really want to have ten rules.
7. You must also play 1v1's on doodle against me, at least 10 at a time.
8. You must make 1 thread a day telling everyone about my greatness.
9. You must have an IQ over 121 (that's 1 higher than prime wants : P)
10. OK, make it eighty dollars.

Ill be happy to teach you george, and I wont make you do half of those things

Please do fitz, teach me how to play trips.