NEW 'CLAN' MEMBER REQ'D Opening for ONE POSITION ONLY

[w3a2]

limited time only.

We, The New Gamers, a fresh and new clan comprised mostly of Internet Superstars,

require ONE PERSON ONLY to fill in an important slot in our team makeup.

I personally, have only a few conditions:

1) you are not a member of any other Usergroups
2) if you are a female you are Totally Hot (i am not kidding i will require pictures)
3) You mustn't totally suck at playing (unless, well, see point #2)
4) A sense of Honour almost as big as your sense of Humour
5) All lists must, by rules of Internet Superstardom, contain 5 items.

Interested? PM or Post here (i don't frequent this forum so much because I HAVE AN INTERESTING AND IMPORTANT LIFE AS WELL)

[Grimson]

This is a great opportunity for you if you have the talent and star power to make it in this cut throat world of imaginary numbers deafeating other imaginary numbers. Join now! Especially if you are attractive!

[w3a2]

oh your avatar is so trashy

[ptlowe]

i clicked the am not interested button lol

[reverend_kyle]

The idea intrigues me, however I do not meet the requirements.

[w3a2]

lol it is because you are ugly girls

[reverend_kyle]

nope its because of my stache!

[dugcarr1]

SUPERSTAR EQUALS ==== fagbait

[Bogusbet]

SUPERSTAR EQUALS ==== fagbait

I'd do dug, he is hot.

[Dlakavi]

4) A sense of Honour almost as big as your sense of Humour

Would a no sence of honour and an equal sence of humor do?

It seems so

[Grimson]

SUPERSTAR EQUALS ==== fagbait

Superstars aren't intimidated by such lowbrow antics. Now please take off your pants and get in line.

[w3a2]

Would a no sence of honour and an equal sence of humor do?

It seems so

*cence

[Kingdok]

You forgot point six, that you must be willing to both TAKE THAT and EAT IT

[w3a2]

TAKING THAT and EATING IT are awesome

[hwhrhett]

i think i may fit the requirements, except my cunt smells of rotting cabbage, is that a problem?

[w3a2]

i would be asking your doctor.

if you want in, PM me

[KoolBak]

i think i may fit the requirements, except my cunt smells of rotting cabbage, is that a problem?

LMAO!!! Dude, where have you been lately?

[Sammy gags]

im 2 good 4 this shit, call me wen u make a real clan

[w3a2]

you are not SUPERSTAR material

[Sammy gags]

im a fucking superstar & a half

[Vader_09]

u ppl seem like a bunch of weirdos to me, like yall r really superstars. ok, and i thnk yall r a bunch of perverts cause yall sound like yall r just interested in hot girls acourding to ur requirements. i hope the stache get a hold of u for all i care.

[Grimson]

u ppl seem like a bunch of weirdos to me, like yall r really superstars. ok, and i thnk yall r a bunch of perverts cause yall sound like yall r just interested in hot girls acourding to ur requirements. i hope the stache get a hold of u for all i care.

I would say this is our biggest requirement

4) A sense of Honour almost as big as your sense of Humour

[w3a2]

actually ability to type/spell and make sense is also required.

[Vader_09]

i do, its just i dont feal like taking the time to spell out every single word, who does that besides ppl like u? it takes longer and its practically pointless cause ppl still know wat im talking about so theres no point to spell out every word, ur the only ones i see that do it.

[w3a2]

no, you're just lazy and stupid is all