Conquer Club

Join me, Pennywise the dancing clown, for The Greatest Show On Earth!

Lucky members get to team up with ".. the best Risk player in the world." (TIME Magazine, 08/04/2004.), and gold medal in Risk at the 1988 Seoul Olympics and silver medal at the Atlanta 2000 Olympics. I will provide refreshments (if you are in my house at the time), and a weekly newletter, distributed bi-annually.

I expect places to fill up very quick, membership is limited to 600 only, so please send a PM with your vital stats and favourite beer, and I'll get back to you. Please note that I will not accept applications from anyone.

That's HILARIOUS!!

Thanks Nobunaga. There's a place for you if you want it

All other 598 places have now been taken, there was huge demand, and I'm sorry to disappoint any of you!

Beautiful! Can we still come by for beers??

Sorry He lives in england oh yeah HE'S MY COUSIN

I'll join and I'm now quitting the elite corps (core but tere dead with there best player out )

Mike ! tell me when is the first news letter duistrobuted bi-annually going to be!

P.S every one else he is double my age half as mature!

Max, the first edition of the weekly bi-annual newsletter will be issued on November 14th, 2007.

Everyone is welcome to come for beers in the meantime while I think of things to write in my newsletter (I was thinking an interview with Sharon Stone and a poster with the lyrics to the Ghostbusters theme).

In the meantime I will be continuing to cement my place as the best Risk player ever. So WATCH OUT EVERYBODY!

what about your pennywise tune I mean the one my sister made that was good I'll show it to you It doesnt work never mind.

Mike do you like my design for our avatar I'll email it to you.