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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:49 pm

Oh well, the clan voted and heavycola has been denied by a vote of 4-0.
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Postby DewyDew on Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:50 pm

I am a Jesus freak! I am proud to be a new creation in Christ. But, alas, I am a new recruit, so maybe when I gain some rank, you will stil be accepting members. Anyway, good luck and God bless!

Psalm 24:7 goes out to all you Jesus freaks!
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Postby DewyDew on Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:59 pm

Oh and in reference to Baptism: John 3:3,5
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Postby stinkycheese on Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:04 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Oh well, the clan voted and heavycola has been denied by a vote of 4-0.


Ouch...
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Postby heavycola on Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:01 am

stinkycheese wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Oh well, the clan voted and heavycola has been denied by a vote of 4-0.


Ouch...


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.


And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Postby I am Jed on Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:52 am

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:What if I think Jesus was a really cool guy, but I don't belive in "God?" Could I still join? Just wondering...

I doubt that the members would allow people in that situation to join. Right now we are working on more membership requirements which will hopefully include that people accept everything in the Apostles' Creed which goes as folows:

I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.



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Postby jennisary on Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:56 am

to belive what Hz. Isa (A.S.) was a propprophet how can you call dis clan it's a stupidity his prophecy has ended with the arrival of prophet Hz. Muhammad (S.A.S)
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Postby al12 on Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:50 pm

heavycola, what are you trying to say? we are domed because we didn't let you into a forum? :?:
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:27 pm

jennisary wrote:to belive what Hz. Isa (A.S.) was a propprophet how can you call dis clan it's a stupidity his prophecy has ended with the arrival of prophet Hz. Muhammad (S.A.S)

jennisary,
We are trying not to debate religion in this thread. So please don't even start. Also, learn to use English a little better so that we can understand what you're trying to say.
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Postby Ruben Cassar on Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:35 pm

Actually I don't think we need to know what he is saying. We can just ignore him...
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:15 pm

Updated Membership Requirements
1. Rank of Private or Higher
2. Believe That the Bible is the Direct Word of God
3. Be a Christian
4. Accept Everything in the Apostles' Creed(written below)

APOSTLES' CREED
I believe in God, the Father Almighty,
Maker of heaven and earth,
and in Jesus Christ,
His only Son, our Lord:
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into hell.
On the third day He rose again from the dead.
He ascended into heaven
and sits at the right hand of God the Father Almighty,
from there He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the Holy Christian Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

If you meet the above requirements, please send me a pm or post here.
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Postby Jehan on Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:18 pm

heavycola wrote:
stinkycheese wrote:
Caleb the Cruel wrote:Oh well, the clan voted and heavycola has been denied by a vote of 4-0.


Ouch...


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.


And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee...


:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:


you said you hate Muslims, how can you possibly be a Christian and hate anyone?
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Postby stinkycheese on Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:29 pm

Jehan wrote:
you said you hate Muslims, how can you possibly be a Christian and hate anyone?


HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA...

Surely you are jesting, right?
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Postby jennisary on Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:31 am

I don't have anithing with the clan but it sonds streange, and if a muslim wants to join what would you reply to him?, i'm not trying to start a conflict here just......it sounds weird.

my english isn't wrong iot's the pc
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:32 pm

jennisary wrote:I don't have anithing with the clan but it sonds streange, and if a muslim wants to join what would you reply to him?, i'm not trying to start a conflict here just......it sounds weird.

my english isn't wrong iot's the pc

No, I think your English is poor because you're a Turk.

If a Muslim wanted to join, we would politely reject him/her because they would probably not meet our membership requirements.

If you want to join an Islamic clan, by all means go ahead and start a clan called Muhammed Freaks, Turbans-Heads United, or something. I'm sure that we could have many clan wars together(which of course the Jesus Freaks would win/jk).
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:52 pm

The admin of CC is currently not accepting new usergroups. However, the Jesus Freaks will still be able to operate from their own forums without official recognition from CC.
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Postby manicman on Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:30 pm

Jesus was such a dumbass he got nailed to wood.
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Postby DewyDew on Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:34 pm

manicman- you will be in my prayers tonight.

The great thing is- Jesus stil loves you!
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Postby manicman on Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:45 pm

He is too dead to love anyone.
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Postby DewyDew on Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:49 pm

Brother, he lives forever and you can too if you invite him in to your heart.
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Postby manicman on Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:53 pm

Shit, sounds good. One thing though.Can you prove it?
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Postby DewyDew on Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:06 pm

Let's look at the facts:

There were more than 10'000 manuscripts written within a few centuries of Jesus's life confirming his existence and what he did.
The Bible itself is consisted of 66 books with 40 different authors written over a 1500 yr span that all coincide.
There are many prophesies in the Bible pointing directly toward Jesus and what he would do: Isiah 7:14, Job 19:25, Psalm 22:14-18, Isiah 53:2-11 to name a few.
The facts of the Bible are overwhelmingly confirmed. (Archeological finds and dates matching up with events.)
Philippians 3:12-14
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Postby Caleb the Cruel on Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:10 pm

manicman,
Are you illiterate or something?
Here's the first post repeated for your doubtful mind:
Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now please, take your circular religious debate to the Mess Hall before you get this thread locked like Houston did in my last thread, I'd be happy to discuss your horrible fate there.
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Postby manicman on Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:13 pm

Actually back before the printing press there were tons of copies of the bible that didn't correspond. And even assuming the present one is correct in the historical events how does that prevent them from making up crazy crap about the supernatural parts of it.
And if Jesus was the son of god why did he get killed in such a painful way? Couldn't he have avoided that with his god powers.
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Postby manicman on Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:14 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:manicman,
Are you illiterate or something?
Here's the first post repeated for your doubtful mind:
Attention
Please do not spam this thread by debating religion, flaming, etc.
This thread is for the recruitment of new members into the Jesus Freaks clan.


Now please, take your circular religious debate to the Mess Hall before you get this thread locked like Houston did in my last thread, I'd be happy to discuss your horrible fate there.
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