Becky asswhopped by anonymus 1v1 blabla

by **Beckytheblondie** on Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:58 pm

Hello. My name is Beckytheblondie. For those of you who don't know me, I get my kicks from harassing other players on this site. (I have my favorite players (and least favorite) arranged in an excel spreadsheet.)

I would like to keep my relative rank above 1.000 and unfortunately it's at .997 at the moment.

I would accept any challenge from any player (ranked higher than me) to play 5 singles. There are only a few maps I cannot and will not play. I will play freestyle or sequential.(You should happily choose sequential as I am at -6319pts on sequential.) I will play escalating or no spoils. I will play adjacent, unlimited or chained.

I'm just trying to prove I ain't no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from Beyonce.

So challenge me! I bet you can't win 3! [-X

by **anonymus** on Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:41 pm

ok becky! time to put my damn crown to use..
i challange you! sequential feudal war
either 5 foggy escalating or maybe to make it a bit more fun;

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

how about it mate?

by **#1_stunna** on Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:47 pm

lets get it on!!!

by **anonymus** on Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:45 am

im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal

ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

by **Beckytheblondie** on Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:05 pm

anonymus wrote:im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal
ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

I accept:

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

Winner (3 or more wins) gets to call the loser (3 or more losses) any alliterative disparagement for one week.

by **anonymus** on Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:07 pm

Beckytheblondie wrote:
anonymus wrote:im just waiting for becky to reply weather he rather get beat in 5 esc or in the mixed proposal
ill set up the games and post here as soon as i hear from our bearded friend..

I accept:

2 esc chain foggy
1 nospoil chain foggy
1 nospoil adjacent sunny
1 esc adjacent foggy

Winner (3 or more wins) gets to call the loser (3 or more losses) any alliterative disparagement for one week.

its a deal!

brace for games..

Edit; oh! you did the invites very nice of you becky!

Game 5914274
Game 5914278
Game 5914292
Game 5914293
Game 5914297

by **anonymus** on Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:54 pm

so anonymus wins 3 out of 5 and i now get to call becky for a.. something for a week..
what was it i could call you becky?

by **BoganGod** on Wed Nov 11, 2009 7:07 pm

Call becky your "sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania" Sweet transvestite suits him/her/it

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:54 am

BoganGod wrote:Call becky your "sweet transvestite, from transsexual Transylvania" Sweet transvestite suits him/her/it

It does suit me well...!

by **KraphtOne** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:37 am

you're a weird guy becks... weird guy

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:10 pm

That's hardly alliterative.

by **jammyjames** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:59 pm

but provides some of the best posts and little forum games you can find.. becky... post up your spreadsheet some time. it would be interesting to see.

by **Chuuuuck** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:15 pm

Where do I fall on that spreadsheet?

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:20 pm

Wedged comfortably in between colly85 and darkangelsguy205

...
15. colly85
16. Chuuuuck
17. darkangelsguy205
...

by **Chuuuuck** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:38 pm

what did colly85 do to deserve to be above me? How do I move up on this list?

by **Beckytheblondie** on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:46 pm

Chuuuuck, it's a carefuuuul balance of tenacity and care. You need to puuuut in the work, but youuuu need to make it look like youuuu're not trying. I get tuuuurned off when people ask me to like them. I get tuuuurned on by non-sequitor tuuuuurrets shouuuuting.

Fouuuur Becky points for youuuu. Oh and I owe Crafty One.