Conquer Club

Hello all-

It's the moment you've all been waiting for. I, Beckytheblondie (or Carl, as some folks like to call me, though my name isn't Carl), am ready to join a clan. Though I've gotten offers from the best (THOTA, AORTA, PELVIS), over the years, I just didn't want to give a clan an unfair advantage by me joining, and thus ruin the entire clan system.

Well, the clamoring can stop, because I'm here and offering myself to second highest bidder. Whoever can offer me the second most attractive package (Fruit baskets, monetary/ sexual incetives, rare gems, pet dolphins, etc.), will have BTB in their clan.

Ive decided to go with second best offer, because I've always told myself "why go for the best when you can have the second best!" It doesnt matter if it makes sense, its just soemthing ive always told myself.

So folks, let the offers begin. Bidding will end in approximately 1 week, Thursday, Sept. 17th 2009, at 2:29 EST.

From a clan that is not yet formed we offer:

1. The address of a florist, locally available to you, at which you may purchase yourself a dozen yellow roses.
2. The website for See's Candy at which you may order your most desire chocolates.
3. Permission to switch from your right hand to your left hand at will, and then back again.
4. Permission to admire yourself in your bathroom mirror whenever you wish.
5. A picture for your personal use of at 2010 Ferrari.

We are sure you will find these gifts and sexual favors second best to nothing and look forward to you joining our clan -- as soon as someone forms it.

how about exictium?? would love you among the ranks

mpjh wrote:From a clan that is not yet formed we offer:

1. The address of a florist, locally available to you, at which you may purchase yourself a dozen yellow roses.
2. The website for See's Candy at which you may order your most desire chocolates.
3. Permission to switch from your right hand to your left hand at will, and then back again.
4. Permission to admire yourself in your bathroom mirror whenever you wish.
5. A picture for your personal use of at 2010 Ferrari.

We are sure you will find these gifts and sexual favors second best to nothing and look forward to you joining our clan -- as soon as someone forms it.

Exictium will offer you:
1. Half an address to hald a florist, locally available to you, at which you may purchase yourself half a dozen yellow roses.
2. Half of the website for See's Candy at which you may order half of your most desired chocolates.
3. Permission to switch half of your right hand to half of your left hand at will, and the half back again.
4. Permission it admire half of yourself in half of your bathroom mirror whenever you wish.
5. Half a picture for your personal use of at half of 2010 of half a Ferrari.

Pretty sure that cuts it at second best..

Dear Becky,

Because EMPIRE does not want you, it will assure it's place as offering you the best package. Such a grandeur package includes, but by no means is limited to:

One million post-it notes.
A Microsoft Word Created Home Coupon for a foot massage, payable by Ninja Champion.
The moon.
A cornucopia of cornucopias.
A round of applause:
One scratched DVD from the second season of "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
The password to log in to colton24's account.
Porridge that will make you exclaim, "This porridge is just right."
A collection of AndyDufresne's most prized bananas.
Your virginity back.

Hope you consider our package THE BEST,

Wolffy!~

Well I consider Beckytheblondie to be a very valuable asset to any clan. My offer is that I'm also looking for a clan as the one I'm a leader in has gone social. So If you would like to consider me also I'm in. Conditions, I get invited alongside Beckytheblondie as the second choice. I believe this second choice would be the right decision as he makes every decision in the games I play in 1 v1 with exact precision. Now 2 for 1 and second choice, is almost to good to believe.

The Fat Mermaids got a goat that ya can "use". It's pic is on donny the bulls wall if ya wanna take a peek...(It's of alabama stock & luvs rum & peanut butter) Hows that?

Agents of Chaos?

Beckytheblondie wrote:Hello all-

It's the moment you've all been waiting for. I, Beckytheblondie (or Carl, as some folks like to call me, though my name isn't Carl), am ready to join a clan. Though I've gotten offers from the best (THOTA, AORTA, PELVIS), over the years, I just didn't want to give a clan an unfair advantage by me joining, and thus ruin the entire clan system.

Well, the clamoring can stop, because I'm here and offering myself to second highest bidder. Whoever can offer me the second most attractive package (Fruit baskets, monetary/ sexual incetives, rare gems, pet dolphins, etc.), will have BTB in their clan.

Ive decided to go with second best offer, because I've always told myself "why go for the best when you can have the second best!" It doesnt matter if it makes sense, its just soemthing ive always told myself.

So folks, let the offers begin. Bidding will end in approximately 1 week, Thursday, Sept. 17th 2009, at 2:29 EST.

ill give you one high five and an occasional low five.

TheOtherOne wrote:ill give you one high five and an occasional low five.

I think he's asking you to Prom, Becky...

I'll actually find out how to code our drug music into the background of the site ( ) should you join our clan.

the.killing.44 wrote:I'll actually find out how to code our drug music into the background of the site ( ) should you join our clan.

please do, i am still waiting for that game too

Wolffystyle wrote:

TheOtherOne wrote:ill give you one high five and an occasional low five.

I think he's asking you to Prom, Becky...

If that is the case, my answer is no. The high school quarter already asked me, and gave me his lettermans jacket, and his class ring, and his sega genesis. So ya, Im stickin with him.

Hmmmm, so many good/ second to good offers!!! Wolffystyle's is clearly the best, though Ive been waiting for permission to switch off between hands for a long (pun intended) time now, so thanks mpjh.

Grim reaper had a pretty good offer though:

GrimReaper. wrote:Agents of Chaos?

Hmmmm...

outlaws and highwaymen offering.
1 opened tin of (out of date) spam.

outlaws and highwaymen 2nd and much improved offering.

1 opened tin of (out of date)spam.
a rossette for 2nd prize in a beauty contest.... only 2 participants.
a silver medal, slightly tarnished.
a second hand photo of a second hand clock without a second hand.(its a second or 2 slow)
2nd place in the alphabetical list of outlaw and highwaymen clan members.
and more....
a date with a divorced women.
a vast collection of used teabags, including chai tea and earl grey.
beta-max video player, no remote control.
one striped multi-coloured sock. should the other sock be found this offer shall be withdrawn.
2nd reserve in all clan challenge games.
a well thumbed edition of cc newsletter.
jigsaw puzzle with 999 pieces. should the missing piece show up it will be forewarded on. BTW, missing piece is part of pinochio`s nose, (middle part).

Wolffystyle wrote:The password to log in to colton24's account.

noone can beat this!

anyhow, im ready to give you this if you wish to join Nemesis:
-half eaten hamburger
-used condom
-picture of HA in night satin
-first edition of my still unpublished book about carrot superhero
-we will not going to call you Carl
-chance to pick on Lx without any consequences
-ticket to Britney Spears concert
-not actually joining the clan as im not clan leader

Wow, so many (second to) good offers, CCs got some creative folks aye. Perhaps I better just form a clan on my own with the goal being that well become the second best clan on here

Beckytheblondie wrote:Wow, so many (second to) good offers, CCs got some creative folks aye. Perhaps I better just form a clan on my own with the goal being that well become the second best clan on here

Tell ya what Becky... The mermaids are prepared to offer not only the goat But to worsen the pot we will throw in bogangod.. How's that for sloppy assed seconds?

JefJef is to kind. I fear we already have our quota of blondes as JefJef has more blonde moments a day than an entire cheerleading squad. JefJef of course will mail you naked pictures if you join, but then JefJef will do that even if you don't join. Just a word of warning don't open any attachments from him, as could scar your retinas.

BoganGod wrote:JefJef is to kind. I fear we already have our quota of blondes as JefJef has more blonde moments a day than an entire cheerleading squad. JefJef of course will mail you naked pictures if you join, but then JefJef will do that even if you don't join. Just a word of warning don't open any attachments from him, as could scar your retinas.

hahahahahahahahahahaha... What else can be said. Not a thing. We are now the worst offer.

i offer you 100000000000000000000000000000000 dollars in cash
surly thats the best

Eternal Empire has lots to offer. Things that you can look forward to:

-Monday
MrBenn's sexy hat dance. (usually done wearing a bright selection of pink lingerie)
-Tuesday
slowreactor's beauty salon extravaganza. (He makes you pay for pedicures though)
-Wednesday
PepperJack's Hide-the-cheese-inside-you-doubles-partner game. (Sometimes we do a round robin)
-Thursday
FireStar's "Guess My Gender" Q&A panel.
-Friday
MrMoody's TGIF Doggy Pile & Hugfest (oh and our clan is mostly guys)
-Saturday
InsomniaRed's Strip AoR2 Tourney (I always win)
-Sunday
Sackett58's Football. The end.

The Agents of Chaos' formal offer.

A six-pack of Rainier Beer, with a running beer included: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_BMbiiRjw

The ability to dance with Swayze (and possibly more, if his ghost likes you): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfg97-5uhFQ

We will allow you to go back to using the following terms:

Weiner: http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures2/funny-pictures-weiner-kitten-0Pb.jpg

Poop: http://inventorspot.com/files/images/DogPoopILOVEU.img_assist_custom.jpg

Stegosaurus: http://www.pocanticohills.org/dinosaur/Stego.gif

Albeit: http://pulver.com/reports/images/b3-web.jpg