Conquer Club

Welcome to the war thread for PACK vs LHDD.



The Terms:
41 game Challenge
12d,14t,14q
tiebreaker map - T-Classic-ecs
15 games/player limit
2 batches, tiebreaker in round 1 to be sent out by the PACK
No trench, no nukes, no freestyle, no manual, no round limits, no speed games, no beta, no unlimited or none, no parachute, no polymorphic
Maps can be used only 2 times per clan, but not in the same game type (dubs, trips, quads)
12 hour fog rule

1st Batch:
Games will go out Nov 1- 6d, 6t, 8q + Tiebreaker

2nd Batch:
Games will go out Nov 15- 6d, 8t, 6q


Contacts: jghost7 & QuikSilver

Games Summary
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Score: Pack 30 - 11 LHDD


Tiebreaker
Game 13534454 - Classic Maps: Risk



1st Batch PACK Home Games

Dubs
Game 13534095 - Knights
Game 13534100 - Dawn of Ages
Game 13534104 - Malta
Trips
Game 13534108 - Dark Continent
Game 13534110 - City Mogul
Game 13534114 - 13 Colonies
Quads
Game 13534119 - Lunar War
Game 13534121 - Pearl Harbor
Game 13534127 - Feudal Epic
Game 13534129 - Stalingrad



1st Batch LHDD Home Games:

Dubs
Game 13534002 - Cricket
Game 13534004 - Third Crusade
Game 13534005 - Poker Club
Trips
Game 13534006 - Cricket
Game 13534016 - Atlantis
Game 13534017 - Baltic Crusades
Quads
Game 13534024 - First Nations Americas
Game 13534025 - Rail Europe
Game 13534027 - WWII Europe
Game 13534030 - Montreal



2nd Batch PACK Home Games

Dubs
Game 13599922 - AYBABTU
Game 13599928 - Operation Drug War
Game 13599933 - King of the Mountains
Trips
Game 13599939 - WWII Australia
Game 13599957 - Das Schloss
Game 13599964 - Conquer Rome
Game 13599967 - Stalingrad
Quads
Game 13599970 - Salem Switch
Game 13599976 - Prohibition Chicago
Game 13599981 - Hive



2nd Batch LHDD Home Games:

Dubs
Game 13599940 - Napoleonic Europe
Game 13599942 - New World
Game 13599943 - Three Kingdoms of Korea
Trips
Game 13599952 - Kings Court
Game 13599961 - Berlin 1961
Game 13599966 - 2010 World Cup
Game 13599969 - Napoleonic Europe
Quads
Game 13599978 - Labyrinth
Game 13599988 - Eurasia
Game 13599996 - New World

I'm very excited about this war.

Good luck Pack. You'll need some !

Terms agreed by LHDD.

We don't take prisoners, so it no good throwing your hands up in the air!!!



Good Luck To all

Good luck to Les Hussards du Dragon!

Beware of smegal69, AKA "Dragon Slayer"

smegal69 wrote:We don't take prisoners, so it no good throwing your hands up in the air!!!



Good Luck To all

Haha! Nice pic

We speak french, but the majority are from others countries than France!

haha... already like this tread... good luck PACK... looking forward to this challenge

gl dragons!

QuikSilver wrote:

smegal69 wrote:We don't take prisoners, so it no good throwing your hands up in the air!!!



Good Luck To all

Haha! Nice pic

We speak french, but the majority are from others countries than France!

Not to mention that there is french boxing, also called "savate" which is basically like english boxing + the legs and a lot of high kicks in the face. That one is a martial art, parkour is not one.

Gl to both clans looking forward to see the result!

QuikSilver wrote: We speak french, but the majority are from others countries than France!

Well you will be glad that you only speak French and are not French, as i was doing a study on past french wars to see what kind of thret you would be and all i came up with was this

French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.



Victory's

1985 War on Green Peace, Blowing up of the Rainbow Warrior in Auckland, New Zealand killing 1

rofl ! You was prpbably reading some australian history book that I assume to be of an equal qualitiy than those of americans - I mean shitty.

I won't take time teaching you all french history, you come from a country with less than 100 years history and probably don't have enough place in your memory to learn and understand history of a country that has more than thousands of years.

But I'll gladly explain you one :

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Do you even know why this war happened ? It is because England was ruled by french Lords. Indeed, England has been conquered by a French, and he replaced most of english Lord, by French one. Ever hear of William the Conquerer ? He is the one that conquered England. He was french and Duke of Normandy.
So that 100 years war, you may say it was England against France, but it was actually a war between two french Kings, because England was ruled by French.

There you learn why so many words are similar between french and english. Mainly because british had french lords and they had to learn some french. If you read some books, you'll know that french was known in england as the language of the lord, while english was those of peasants/servants.
And so you, as australian, colonized by british = either descendant from english servants or french lord. As you want

I hope after our war, you'll remembered that we, French, were your lord. And we'll prove we could still be.

smegs is a kiwi... just saying.

-griff

Just a thought; if france had lost every single conflict it has been engaged in in the last 2000 years, how come we have the biggest and best land of the most disputed region of the world? (Fact; most visited country in the world, Paris most visited city in the world; we can say f*ck you to tourists as we always do we are still number 1 cause that s how we roll) Sometimes it s better to try to avoid the clichés of thick kiwi people learning their history through internet memes, but don't worry, we don't mind educating!

Good luck Puppies...

grifftron wrote:smegs is a kiwi... just saying.

-griff

All is said

smegal69 wrote:QuikSilver wrote: We speak french, but the majority are from others countries than France!

Well you will be glad that you only speak French and are not French, as i was doing a study on past french wars to see what kind of thret you would be and all i came up with was this

French Military History in a Nutshell

Gallic Wars: Lost. In a war whose ending foreshadows the next 2000 years of French history, France is conquered by of all things, an Italian.

Hundred Years War: Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare - "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchmen."

Italian Wars: Lost. France becomes the first and only country ever to lose two wars when fighting Italians.

Wars of Religion: France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots.

Thirty Years' War: France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

War of Devolution: Tied; Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux.

The Dutch War: Tied.

War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. Deluded Frogophiles the world over label the period as the height of French Military Power.

War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved ever since.

American Revolution: In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting".

French Revolution: Won, primarily due to the fact that the opponent was also French.

The Napoleonic Wars: Lost. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer.

The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. Germany first plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night.

WWI: Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. Thousands of French women find out what it's like not only to sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline.

WWII: Lost. Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song.

War in Indochina: Lost. French forces plead sickness, take to bed with Dien Bien Flu.

Algerian Rebellion: Lost. Loss marks the first defeat of a Western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare -"We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, and Eskimos.

War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe.



Victory's

1985 War on Green Peace, Blowing up of the Rainbow Warrior in Auckland, New Zealand killing 1

Wanna speak about Australian war?

haha! You were destroyed at WWII, but american saved your but real hard

Anyway, that's nice you made that resent. didn't know you would take all this time only for a war thread lol.

If you're stuck on map choice...
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show

call us!

So cutyyy!!!!

Oh stop it quicky! You guys are just as cute!



<3<3<3

We'll have a cuty war, full of love!

OK,

Privileges issued. Game on. Good Luck PACK and LHDD.

Thanks,

J

grifftron wrote:smegs is a kiwi... just saying.

-griff

there's no difference from this side of the globe, except the accent maybe ?

otherwise, all has been said, i think. i'm just pleased you didn't teach me history smegal.

gl pack

arno30 wrote:

grifftron wrote:smegs is a kiwi... just saying.

-griff

there's no difference from this side of the globe, except the accent maybe ?

otherwise, all has been said, i think. i'm just pleased you didn't teach me history smegal.

gl pack

If it was about war the USA would just bomb all the opposition, and be done. BUT now on CC will just throw some 66666666666666666666666 for the first rounds then be done.


PACK 38
LAMB SKIN 3

P 38 LS 3 =41


Now if any takers on side games I'm ready. Yes JL has got in the forum I want a taste of the magic dragons before the war as you guys are not ready. Send them invites!!

You guys are too broke to start any wars at this point, already maxed out.

I actually lived a long time in the bay area, nice place to go to college.

You're on for a side game...

smegal69 wrote:We don't take prisoners, so it no good throwing your hands up in the air!!!



Good Luck To all

"Martial" is a French word.