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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby BoganGod on Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:14 am

Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19


Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby chemefreak on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:52 pm

BoganGod wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19


Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.


Seriously disgusting...but thought this was cool:

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I don't have an explanation as to why the pirate goat is holding a ray gun, but there you go.
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby BoganGod on Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:02 am

chemefreak wrote:
BoganGod wrote:
Bruceswar wrote:Since Bogan asked.. BFM 22 Legion 19


Cheers for that bruce. You have now gone into the lottery for goat privileges. Good luck.


Seriously disgusting...but thought this was cool:

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I don't have an explanation as to why the pirate goat is holding a ray gun, but there you go.


I like it a lot! Thanks mate. I'm sure TFO, donny, and myself will be printing the image out, a worthy addition to the spank bank. Good thing about goats, they only have 2nipples, so you can pretend your with a real live person......
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby chemefreak on Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:45 pm

BoganGod wrote:Good thing about goats, they only have 2nipples, so you can pretend your with a real live person......


Oh, man....
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby donny the bull on Fri Jul 22, 2011 10:03 pm

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GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea, :oops:



Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.


Wait a damn minute that Goat is my wife we're in Love.
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby BoganGod on Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:21 am

donny the bull wrote:
chemefreak wrote:
GallantPellham wrote:we do carry a goat on board for those long lonesome nights at sea, :oops:



Wow. I mean, we always suspected, but to see it in print...disturbing.


Wait a damn minute that Goat is my wife we're in Love.


Dammit she told me she was single. Though with such a sexy beard(sign of virility) one kind of expects cheating ways.
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby Culs De Sac on Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:16 pm

Even if she told you she was married.. you would have still pursued her.. you told me you like the tickling of beards on your scrotums... you nasty nasty boy
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby BoganGod on Tue Jul 26, 2011 1:12 am

Culs De Sac wrote:Even if she told you she was married.. you would have still pursued her.. you told me you like the tickling of beards on your scrotums... you nasty nasty boy


I only told you that in the strictest confidence, because you said in the beard department you put all the members of both ZZ top and the hells angels to shame. I love it when people call me nasty, makes me feel all..........................
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby Culs De Sac on Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:02 pm

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Mermain and their goat on an their daily sexcapades :lol:
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby TheSpaceCowboy on Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:09 pm

This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby chemefreak on Fri Jul 29, 2011 2:21 pm

TheSpaceCowboy wrote:This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!


Are you one of danryan's multies too? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Legion vs The Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (Coming So

Postby TheSpaceCowboy on Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:47 pm

chemefreak wrote:
TheSpaceCowboy wrote:This should be a fun war. . good luck to both clans.

It would be better if you added 20 games and made them all random, but I digress. .... .have fun!!!!


Are you one of danryan's multies too? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yes. . .but I only play the Dan account when I am drunk, which certainly explains some things! :shock: :o
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Lubawski on Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:42 pm

Good luck all. This looks exciting.
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby chemefreak on Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:54 pm

Lubawski wrote:Good luck all. This looks exciting.


Fortunately, we found out that they do not use lube with the goat when they are losing in clan wars....so we have decided to keep it pretty even the whole way and the pull it out at the end. For the goat's sake.

Oh, you guys have to see this, this is the post on my wall from BG, classic:

BoganGod wrote:ps. Please thank culs for teaching the goat to cover its teeth with its lips......


Wow....
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby BoganGod on Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:58 am

what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Culs De Sac on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:01 am

BoganGod wrote:what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.



Listen just cuz i don't want them to move around too much is no reason to judge me.... We all have our kinks.. some more than others.. Plus.. this way they can't tell their friends about me....

Furthermore, you said you would keep that a secret since you enjoying watching the tapes after.. but now that the cat is out of the bag. :-({|=
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby chemefreak on Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:06 am

Culs De Sac wrote:
BoganGod wrote:what can I say, culs just has a way with livestock...... and purportedly dead stock. Please no verification of this rumour, I'm scared just thinking about it.



Listen just cuz i don't want them to move around too much is no reason to judge me.... We all have our kinks.. some more than others.. Plus.. this way they can't tell their friends about me....

Furthermore, you said you would keep that a secret since you enjoying watching the tapes after.. but now that the cat is out of the bag. :-({|=


Thanks for this guys. I just vomited a little.
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Genoke on Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:08 am

what rank does both clans have actually? Does anybody know?
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby BoganGod on Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:03 am

Genoke wrote:what rank does both clans have actually? Does anybody know?


BoFM 9 The Legion 17
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Leehar on Thu Aug 04, 2011 9:17 am

On the 400 ranking, elsewhere it seems to be more of the opposite
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby BoganGod on Thu Aug 04, 2011 1:12 pm

Leehar wrote:On the 400 ranking, elsewhere it seems to be more of the opposite


Butt hurt because BoFM is ranked higher than Nemesis? Or by elsewhere are you alluding to an alternate universe? Could it be that your attempting to be the very first saffa with a sense of humor?

So many questions, maybe we should just interview you for the newspaper.

Leehar, I love you(sorry not in that way mate)bro, you do need to lay off those serious pills. I know your studying to be an accountant, but it doesn't mean you need to give up on life just yet. Wait until you join the work force before doing that.
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Teflon Kris on Fri Aug 05, 2011 5:59 am

Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby anonymus on Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:34 am

DJ Teflon wrote:Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?


lol good to hear! i looked at the first batch games saw this a couple of days ago and got so depressed i had to drink myself into oblivion.. now im so happy i have to go drink myself sensless!

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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-0) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Genoke on Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:03 am

DJ Teflon wrote:Game 9475159 is set to be a pirate victory.

Now, where did we put that goat?

yeah, the first point has been given... from now on it's gonna be exciting to watch the score....
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Re: Legion vs Brethren of the Fat Mermaid (0-1) of 41 (Ongoi

Postby Culs De Sac on Sun Aug 07, 2011 9:55 pm

Game 9475130 Legion takes the moon... Onto the next frontier
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