Conquer Club

Accused:

Riskllama

The accused are suspected of:

Conducting Secret Diplomacy
Other: Attempted Suicide

Game number(s):

Game 15096157

Comments: At various points riskllama announced he would suicide against me if I attacked him. After I broke several of his bonuses, he repeated his intent to suicide against me and began moving his troops in a manner consistent with a planned suicide.

>2015-04-24 21:57:59 - riskllama: @ saxi: i'm not budging. you're gonna do what you're gonna do, fair enough. however, if u do decide to breach the wall, i will decimate you and give the game to mrs
>2015-04-25 20:32:38 - riskllama: because i'm going to smash 7 shades of shit out of you for fucking me in the ass.
>2015-04-25 20:37:37 - riskllama: relax, mrs.-i'm stacking up to go after saxi. the game is yours...

After I objected, at 2015-04-26 14:58:38, riskllama began soliciting other players to engage in secret diplomacy with him via PM.

>2015-04-26 14:58:03 - riskllama: do me a favour, mrs. i think you know what it is...
>2015-04-26 14:58:38 - riskllama: if not, get a hold of me before you start your turn...

I am filing this report at riskllama's request:

>2015-04-25 21:36:35 - riskllama: report me

Suggested Resolution: I recommend the valued mods suspend riskllama's account for 36 hours, long enough to force him to deadbeat out of Game 15096157. I also request a mod leave the "Shame on You" emoticon on riskllama's wall (this one - ).

See section called "Update" below for additional defendant.

Saxi, you suicide on all your games, if we had to open c&a each time you perform one of your slick moves..
Karma right back at you for what you did on vancouver!

betiko wrote:Saxi, you suicide on all your games

being a shitty player ≠ suiciding

outrageous!

riskllama wonders what the penalty for filing a spurious c&a report is...

Wow, you should glue your feet to the floor so you can't insert them every time you open your mouth.

#boom

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:Saxi, you suicide on all your games

being a shitty player ≠ suiciding

You are a time bomb in each game I ve played with you. It s not about being a shitty player, it's about the joy of slamming all your troops whenever you can.

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:Saxi, you suicide on all your games

being a shitty player ≠ suiciding

You are a time bomb in each game I ve played with you. It s not about being a shitty player, it's about the joy of slamming all your troops whenever you can.

In the last game I played (Game 15522273) with you I captured a grand total of 7 territories during the entire game. These territories were split among 5 different players. In that same game you also declared that no less than 30% of the players in the game were clueless time bombs out to ruin your life.

>2015-04-24 13:34:09 - betiko: you both suck mostly aog
>2015-04-24 14:05:08 - betiko: the three of you. f*ck you for being clueless
>2015-04-24 17:53:36 - betiko: easiest win ever for you notyoou2
>2015-04-24 17:53:55 - betiko: i won't ever play those 3 dickheads again
>2015-04-24 17:57:44 - notyou2: which 3 dickheads?

Obviously you're insane with "Almost a Brigadier Syndrome."

I recommend betiko receive a 48-hour suspension for general chicanery. Also, I'm taking back the birthday greeting I posted to his wall.

***UPDATE***

riskllama is cyber-bullying players who won't engage in secret diplomacy with him

>2015-04-26 19:31:31 - riskllama: you stupid bitch...
>2015-04-26 19:32:12 - riskllama: you were supposed to contact me before you took your turn! the f*ck is wrong with you?

The other player then engaged in secret diplomacy on riskllama's wall:

mrswdk: My bad. Thought I knew what the move you wanted to me make was. This way still leaves you relatively clear though

I officially recommend the valued mods issue a 36-hour suspension for both riskllama and mrswdk in this game.

At least half of the players on that 12 player escalating fog know how to play and understand how suicidal and wreckless you, aog and mrs wdk have been playing.
I don t feel like explaining why making such attack that makes 7/12 players easier targets for all the next ones to play is ridiculously dumb, nor why we ask for card spots, nor why going for bonuses is retarded, gives away your position and make other players easy targets. It s a facepalm each time one of you plays his turn and you never listen to advice anyways.
Your game from the OP is a finish between friends and we all know it finishes dirty. You guys are just going to be bitchy for the fun of it, no need to solve it in c&a

And give me back my birthday wishes!!!

***UPDATE #2***

riskllama just suicided against me

I concur with OP. These are serious charges and riskllama must be punished.

mrswdk should be banned. Not for this game though, just in general.

Metsfanmax wrote:I concur with OP. These are serious charges and riskllama must be punished.

mrswdk should be banned. Not for this game though, just in general.

Are you the same mfm as before? I think you kidnapped the original stuffy mfm and replaced him? Or maybe you just pulled the stick out of your ass?

demonfork wrote:

Metsfanmax wrote:I concur with OP. These are serious charges and riskllama must be punished.

mrswdk should be banned. Not for this game though, just in general.

Are you the same mfm as before?

Take your threesome talk elsewhere, please. This is my C&A thread.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:Saxi, you suicide on all your games

being a shitty player ≠ suiciding

I can corroborate this story.

I think it's quite apparent that there is no real reason for me to be the subject of a C&A report.

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Obviously you're insane with "Almost a Brigadier Syndrome."

What is that supposed to mean??? You better not be talking about me!


And i hope you and riskllama kill mrs wdk. Im tired of "her" winning games doing nothing.

nietzsche wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

betiko wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:Obviously you're insane with "Almost a Brigadier Syndrome."

What is that supposed to mean??? You better not be talking about me!


And i hope you and riskllama kill mrs wdk. Im tired of "her" winning games doing nothing.

Well if I keep winning games then I am clearly doing something right

***UPDATE #3***

riskllama - who, in 2 turns, went from 410 armies to 5 (after suiciding me and secret diplomating with mrswdk) is now gloating:

2015-04-27 19:24:58 - riskllama: see what happens when u f*ck a llama in the ass, saxi?

Reading the game chat, which is pretty long, both of you just couldn't agree on a certain truce (and there were many truces offered through the course of the game) and it was pretty vital for red not to get his bonus areas broken.

2015-04-22 22:12:23 - saxitoxin: Red - you have defied me for the last time with your insolence.
2015-04-22 22:12:27 - mrswdk: hello thar
2015-04-22 22:12:29 - riskllama: how goes it?
2015-04-22 22:12:31 - saxitoxin: This is your final warning: move out of South Nei Mongol or be prepared for a stunning attack from all corners.
2015-04-22 22:12:40 - saxitoxin: My troops have become exceptionally horny while waiting in Gansu so, if you choose to force me to attack, I cannot guarantee the safety of your women. Or your clean-shaven men.
2015-04-22 22:13:02 - riskllama: go f*ck yourself, saxi.
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2015-04-24 21:57:59 - riskllama: @ saxi: i'm not budging. you're gonna do what you're gonna do, fair enough. however, if u do decide to breach the wall, i will decimate you and give the game to mrs...

I don't think this is the first time when a player got pretty mad when he didn't like an assault/threat on him and his response was to go all out against his attacker. You can offer all the truce or warnings with all the logical explanation you can give to your opponent but also be open for whatever reaction your enemy may give back to you. Be open for any possibilities of vindictiveness. It can happen once in a while but what we do not want is for this kind of vindictiveness to become a regular behavior or tactic to many of our games.

For the accusation, this is certainly not Secret diplomacy.
As for a possible case of suiciding or game throwing we can take this as an isolated incident unless there already has been a history of this similar behavior. I agree that his declarations in the game chat makes it so obvious of his intention. Nevertheless, we'll need more than this game alone to warrant an official warning or a vacation at this time. Do note that the suicide/targeting or game throwing was not intended right from the start of the game. It came about as how the game progressed in the end.

spurious report, i will file in the am

as some might say, SUCK IT
you always play like this, you suck more at diplomacy than kim jong un, saxi.

saxitoxin then gives me a shit rating for this game. is this not ratings abuse?