I hate doing this.....

by **ZawBanjito** on Sun May 07, 2006 7:25 am

I live in Japan, where the mullet is the height of fashion. If I died my mullet pink, piled the rest up in a big stack like a horse slept in it, put on some eyeshadow, and covered my fingernails with little flowers, then I could sleep with any 16 year old I wanted. Except for, uh, my freakishly hairy body.

by **wicked** on Sun May 07, 2006 12:29 pm

lol.... Zaw I'm starting to worry about all your references to your feminity......

by **Twill** on Sun May 07, 2006 12:45 pm

</me looks at Zaw in a slightly odd manner and worries a bit>

Me thinks this thread somehow got off topic, but Zaw, please, no mullets with flowers on your nails, please! What would we tell your mother?

Twill

by **KoolBak** on Sun May 07, 2006 2:23 pm

This is my thread and I say talk about whatever the hell you want - ZB, I always had long hair..got tired of it and shaved my damn head...now THAT was a scary thing...always wondered what my head was shaped like.....now I have hair again. Covers up all those weird bumps and depressions...crap, looked like the freakin moon!

by **KoolBak** on Sun May 07, 2006 2:24 pm

By the way, the three asswipes (potential genital stompees) I started this thread by accusing were busted by lack - GO LACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **ZawBanjito** on Mon May 08, 2006 3:00 am

I hope removal and/or stomping of the genitals becomes the go-to fantasy punishment for ALL of CC's pricks! Congrats KoolBak and hail lack!

And for wicked, you can add my feminine references to my all-to-obvious obsession with bloody violence to penises, and get really interested!

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 7:36 am

ZawBanjito wrote:I hope removal and/or stomping of the genitals becomes the go-to fantasy punishment for ALL of CC's pricks!

phew! I'm safe then.... :wink:

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 7:47 am

Twill wrote: What would we tell your mother?

She'd probably say, "well it's about damn time he came out of that closet!"

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 08, 2006 1:20 pm

Well speaking of the units....ever heard the phrase "I'm your worst nightmare?".....(eg a heavily armed, republican voting beef masticating, tree chopping redneck to Twill)......;o)

Well MY worst nightmare is waking up without my penis.....gaaaaaa!!!!

How 'bout you ZB?! Wicked??

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 1:44 pm

KoolBak wrote:Well speaking of the units....ever heard the phrase "I'm your worst nightmare?".....(eg a heavily armed, republican voting beef masticating, tree chopping redneck to Twill)......;o)

Well MY worst nightmare is waking up without my penis.....gaaaaaa!!!!

How 'bout you ZB?! Wicked??

No, I'd have to say you waking up w/o your penis is definitely not my worst nightmare... but I will have a good laugh at your expense. :lol:

Lorena Bobbitt.... friend to women everywhere. :wink:

hmmmm.... I wonder how far we can go w/o being "moderated".... :wink:

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 08, 2006 3:51 pm

After my Twill comment and my upcoming sig modification...probly not long!

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 3:54 pm

what comment was that?

still waiting for the sig... am I going to be quoted? :wink:

by **qeee1** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:04 pm

What is it with you people and penises. I mean sure, I love penis just as much as the next straight man... but still... you guys rarely seem to have a conversation without a penis "popping up" somewhere.

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:05 pm

would that be Peni?

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:06 pm

qeeeee..... here's a great sig for you ....

"I love penis just as much as the next straight man"

by **qeee1** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:13 pm

Yeah, I was gonna leave the straight part out, but then I thought... wait a minute... people might start asking questions.

But really who doesn't love a good penis?

Also is the plural peni? I've no idea.

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:15 pm

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! :lol:

Finally! Out of his shell he comes...

by **qeee1** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:17 pm

My shell? I have no shell...

Also you guys should really stop spamming up the cheating/abuse forum. I just came here to tell you that but got distracted along the way...

by **wicked** on Mon May 08, 2006 4:20 pm

it's Zaw's fault..... I hope Twill busts his ass...

by **KoolBak** on Mon May 08, 2006 6:16 pm

Wicked...you say what comment...I say re-read the nightmare comment in relation to Twill!

As to peni / penises, it is only peni if they are peni of the same species; penises if different species (just like octopus / octopi / octopusses [ thats alot better than penises!]).....

"What man doesnt love a good penis?"??????

There's only one good penis I give a flying you-know-what about!!!!!!!!!!!