"If it's not scottish, IT'S CRAP!"

[In latin] "May barbarians invade your personal space"

"Jesus is coming, look busy"

"Jesus saves, and takes half damage"
"Jesus saves, the rest of you take damage"
"Jesus saves by using coupons and shopping wisely"
"Jesus saves but Moses invests"
"Jesus saves ...

my favorite will always be 'If going to church makes you christian, does going into the garage make you a car?'

and next to that one will always be 'The Goddess loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk'