From the moment the little kid said "I'm James Tiberius Kirk" I started giggling uncontrollably. I am so looking forward to this.

So, this bailout is going to right the economy.

What ever happened to free market politics? "Let the market decide" right?

Well, it decided, and since it made the wrong choice you want to declare a do-over.


Newsflash guys, it isn't 5th grade anymore. If the ball goes out of bounds you can't call ...

Judge Rayford: [Fires a gunshot into the air] Gentlemen, do you realize you're in a court of law? [long pause] Now, let's proceed in an orderly fashion.

...And Justice for All

Co-worker: "9/11 was a controlled demolition!"
You: "Really, so the hundreds of workers who survived the incident conveniently forgot the dozen or so crew members working for a few weeks drilling holes in support beams and columns, placing in explosives, wiring them in sequence (draping the wires ...

The rights and privileges of premium membership doesn't include the forums.

Agreed. He can play all the games he wants, but keep him off the forums.

He was banned in the first place because he continually violated the rules of the Flame Wars forum, in spite of continuous warnings from Wicked ...

Grooveman2007 wrote:oops...

What is the name of Peter and Lois' band?

Handful of Peter

Where did Chris disappear to while shopping with Lois?

"It looks like Godzilla, but due to international copyright law... It's not."

Austin Powers in Goldmember

"Someday, you gonna get bitch slapped, and I'm not gonna do a thing to stop it."

10 Things I Hate About You.

Sounds like Gabriel, but not from the first movie.

I'm gonna say The Prophecy 2

Creation: God (or some other great and powerful force) created everything as it is today in 6 "days."

Evolution: Species develop according to the processes of natural selection and genetic drift. Those animals with traits that allow them to survive live on to pass those traits on (animals with less ...

"Oh lighten up Charlie, you've got a pickle up your ass again..."

So I married an axe murderer

"Do you take shekels? Just got back from a trip to Israel and all I got's a fistful of shekels."

The Hebrew Hammer

If by prophet you mean "Guy who sees the pattern of freedom -> autocracy in every society ever" then yes.

If you look at history, it really is a series of great civilizations that start out all happy and free, something weird happens, and then everything becomes draconian and harsh.

Rome, Egypt ...

"It comes in pints? I'm getting one!"

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"Hates him with the fire of a thousand suns. That is a direct quote."

10 Things I Hate About you.

Cornelius: [reading from the sacred scrolls of the apes] Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of ...

Naked Lunch, great flick.

Dancing Mustard wrote:Oh wow. Now there's a man I'm happy to see the return of.

Oh come one, you couldn't have missed me that much.

There has to be a cycle in it all. I mean, what caused the ice ages that have occurred on this planet? It surely wasn't only meteorite impacts, or else this planet would have more pockmarks than Edward James Olmos' face.

I still hold that it's a natural phenomenon. Are we helping the situation any ...

You and your ilk deliberately choose to attempt to discredit evolution because you fear the overwhelming weight of evidence that supports it. If creationism had any credible substance you would instead actively promote that, you dont because there isnt any so you are forced to rubbish evolution and ...

johnnyrotten wrote:"They say that blind men become very attentive by way of recompense. Now that you're both blind and deaf, I think I've got your attention."

Another quote please?

I found a thread on the Interwebz that has some info about what the commercial is:
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Some info:
He's selling "Arinamin V" which is a drink which supposedly gives you a boost in strength or stamina. Its aimed at tired businessmen or men who need that "extra boost" while doing you know what.

I ...

Me neither (my earlier one was Undercover Brother).

Democrats:
"Have a happy weekend."

Republicans:
"Terror Alert: High Orange! Buy duct tape and plastic sheeting! Stay in your Homes! There is a credible threat, but we don't know where, when, how, or who. So with all of that in mind, have a happy weekend."

What is the name of Dr. Strange's nemesis?