Hey great update, apart from the 6hrs unable to log on afterwards and the unbelievably worse dice fails than ever and the even greater dice awarded for crap play and the difficulty in navigating the site which was fine before, but great update good job.
How about an update to the name such as ‘Crap ...
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- Thu Dec 04, 2025 6:19 pm
- Forum: Acceptable Content
- Topic: Great Update
- Replies: 2
- Views: 44
- Sun Nov 30, 2025 11:21 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Best players of all-time
- Replies: 22
- Views: 6467
Re: Best players of all-time
Top 5
1. Big shit
2. Bent shit
3. Dog shit
4. Horse shit
5. This site is shit.
1. Big shit
2. Bent shit
3. Dog shit
4. Horse shit
5. This site is shit.
- Mon Nov 17, 2025 8:13 am
- Forum: Ongoing
- Topic: Kingm's Feudal Epic 4T Showdown v2 (Round 1)
- Replies: 34
- Views: 626
Re: Kingm's Feudal Epic 4T Showdown v2 (5/24)
General cod and Ukey in please, thanks for keeping these going - you must love this bloody map!!
- Sun Sep 07, 2025 8:33 am
- Forum: Ongoing
- Topic: Kingm's Feudal Epic Terminator V.10 (Round 2)
- Replies: 149
- Views: 14058
- Sat Aug 09, 2025 2:24 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Best players of all-time
- Replies: 22
- Views: 6467
Re: Best players of all-time
Black Jesus I enjoy mostly your chat but as it is written in the holy bible joseph was pakistani and Mary was a goat, that makes you some kind of mongrel fukk up
- Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:48 am
- Forum: Acceptable Content
- Topic: Horse Bollocks aka Trumps hairy sack
- Replies: 4
- Views: 707
Re: Horse Bollocks aka Trumps hairy sack
Yes but check CNN for pending breaking news regarding Ginger Bush(gate)
- Fri Aug 08, 2025 8:29 am
- Forum: Acceptable Content
- Topic: Horse Bollocks aka Trumps hairy sack
- Replies: 4
- Views: 707
Horse Bollocks aka Trumps hairy sack
Let me clear up the common debate and matter of heated discussion regarding Trumps Balls - They may of been ginger once but the U.K prime minister shaved them as he was sucking him off - fact.
- Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:27 am
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Kingm's Feudal Epic Terminator V.9 Winner = Begbie
- Replies: 78
- Views: 10769
- Wed May 28, 2025 3:43 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Why is the "N" word and its variants singled out?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 3322
Re: Why is the "N" word and its variants singled out?
There once was a player called “coon and friends” would this be deemed racist or merely a clerical error or perhaps an administrative oversight?
- Tue May 27, 2025 3:16 am
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Best players of all-time
- Replies: 22
- Views: 6467
Re: Best players of all-time
There’s more than one way to win games, casual banter is good. As for you ‘owenshooter’ all this black Jesus crap you must be joking I hope as that sort of moron talk will either get you in a straight jacket or a member of Trumps team
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Apologies swimmerdude never intended to soil your post.
Apologies swimmerdude never intended to soil your post.
- Mon May 26, 2025 5:30 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: Best players of all-time
- Replies: 22
- Views: 6467
Re: Best players of all-time
Josko is the number one player in my time, versatile, clinical and a complete gentleman in defeat. Also despite early efforts on my part he is completely immune to dirty talk. Great Ollie was much liked but a steaming hot head, one of the worst losers and very easy to wind up which flawed his game ...
- Thu May 22, 2025 5:07 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: WTF
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1271
Re: WTF
Bot tourney to be straight
Never seen bots gang up like that before is the point. If you’re going to comment make a case not talk crap and brush your teeth after nobody likes turd breath 
- Thu May 22, 2025 3:03 pm
- Forum: Conquer Club Discussion
- Topic: WTF
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1271
WTF
23891493 Targeted by bots ? Who’s operating these swine? Supposed to be random?? Suggests this site is bent as a $8 dollar note !!! 
- Mon May 19, 2025 3:48 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Classic-Style Doubles DE (DONE) WINNERS:riskmaster/fusi
- Replies: 58
- Views: 10807
Re: Classic-Style Doubles DE (12/16 Teams) (May 25 last sign
In please with Ukey
- Mon May 19, 2025 3:45 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Race to Arms! (misteryforall Wins!)
- Replies: 34
- Views: 6175
Re: Race to Arms! (10/16)
In please West
- Sun May 04, 2025 7:23 am
- Forum: Ongoing
- Topic: European Qualifier Full
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4339
Re: European Qualifier 5/16
In please
- Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:14 am
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Kingm's Feudal Epic 4T Showdown Winners = 300spartans & conc
- Replies: 38
- Views: 8727
Re: Kingm's Feudal Epic 4T Showdown (12/20)
In please with Ukey
- Sat Mar 29, 2025 11:03 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Whac a Conqueror (Completed - Winner: TrafalgarLaw01)
- Replies: 40
- Views: 8208
Re: Whac a Conqueror (12/15)
1982 fog,trench, no spoils, chained
Good luck with the 75 !
Good luck with the 75 !
- Sat Mar 29, 2025 10:53 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Kingm's Termi-Takedown (2000+) (Winner = edwatson1971)
- Replies: 39
- Views: 7206
Re: Kingm's Termi-Takedown (2000+) (26/32)
In please 3057
- Fri Mar 07, 2025 1:41 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Kingm's Freestyle Extravaganza (Winner LFAW)
- Replies: 51
- Views: 13086
Re: Kingm's Freestyle Extravaganza (19/48)
Another great tourney from the king, in please. 3020
- Fri Oct 04, 2024 8:14 pm
- Forum: Abandoned
- Topic: CCSL:Survivor Series *ABANDONED*
- Replies: 280
- Views: 77311
Re: CCSL:Survivor Series
In please. Conquer 500
- Tue Aug 13, 2024 2:27 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Nuclear Doodle - Winner: j1mathman
- Replies: 27
- Views: 22519
Re: Nuclear Doodle [14/16]
I’m in
- Tue Aug 13, 2024 2:26 pm
- Forum: Abandoned
- Topic: Yucki's Nuclearni Quadsi Puffi Panti [cancelled]
- Replies: 48
- Views: 70112
Re: Yucki's Nuclearni Quadsi Puffi Panti [11/16]
In please if there’s a space in a team…
- Wed May 22, 2024 3:24 pm
- Forum: Completed 2025
- Topic: Classic Conquest Assassin Survivor [Winner - Uckuki]
- Replies: 67
- Views: 23799
- Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:34 pm
- Forum: Completed 2024
- Topic: Kingm's Conquest Master Terminator Winner = dkmaster
- Replies: 82
- Views: 29771
Re: Kingm's Conquest Master Terminator (58/64)
In please 2235