Two hunters go on their annual moose hunt and hire a small aircraft to take them to a remote hunting location. The pilot tells them that, due to the size of the aircraft, they'll only be able to bring back one moose each. They go hunting for the day and manage to get a couple of moose each, and ...

Are you meant to receive a different letter every time for the jokes? Because one of mine was duplicated...

What's the difference between a car mechanic and a quantum mechanic?

Spoiler

A quantum mechanic can get a car in the garage without opening the door.

Entropy: It's not what it used to be.

I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity.

Spoiler

I just can't put it down.

Why are Photons not Catholic?

Spoiler

They don't have mass.

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

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To get to the same side.

Having lived in London for a few years, I would suggest:

Three or four bridges (realistically sited, e.g. Chelsea bridge, Millennium bridge) but otherwise impassable Thames
Airports (Heathrow, City, Gatwick?) bombard each other
Rail termini territories (those containing Paddington, Waterloo ...

It was only an idea I had as to how to reduce the number of "waiting for players" games, feel free to add slight improvements to it! I had indeed forgotten about ignoring players who start multiple games with the same settings, thanks TaC.

Suggestion Idea:
To "join" players to games that are already awaiting players if the settings are identical in the two games.

Details:
Say two people want to play a Standard Sequential Escalating No Fog Casual game on Classic. They both start a game with these settings. Both games go up on ...

Why is it the case that people can get varying amounts of armies to reinforce on the first turn? There are maps where everyone starts with, say, 12 or 13 territories, so if Player 1 takes one territory (out of 12) from Player 2, then P1 gets 4 extra armies and P2 only gets 3! Could it be possible ...